Theme Park Discussion / Review and rate real coasters and parks as if they were NE submissions

Big Thunder Mountain- Great theming. Layouts not super exciting but fun ride. Great queue. 90/100. 

 

Expedition Everest- Amazing theming! Awesome layouts and crazy cool hack on the backwards part. 95/100. 

 

Montu-Excellent Layout, very intense and exciting. Great ending elements. 65/100.

 

Loch Ness Monster- Held its age well, the interlocking loops are still great. 60/100.

 

Crystal Wings-Boring layout but crazy good theming! 75/100. 

 

Cheetah Hunt- Seems odd to have an intamin in a Busch park. Also terrible name. Great layout though. 80/100.

 

Smiler- Not much flow really, to many inversions to, just looks like a mess. 50/100.

 

Boulder Dash- Amazing pacing! Great use of landscape and foliage. 80/100. 

 

Outlaw Run- Nice foliage and landscaping, but super unrealistic. Inverts on a woodie? 60/100. 

 

Scream! (SFMM)- Solid layout but scenery isnt good enough to be a design. A parking lot? 45/100.

 

Black Mamba- Awesome and intense layout, great themes to! But its been done before, 80/100. 

 

Thunderbird- Cool layout but B&M would never do a launched wingrider and Holiday world doesnt do steel. 70/100.

 

Atlantis Adventure- Really unique and fun, crazy good theming, canes did it better. 85/100.

 

Raptor- Hmm Robber Barons knockoff, get more original ideas. 45/100. 

 

Superman; Krypton Coaster- Nice use of the cliff, Austin55 already did it though. 

 

Kumba- Man no one even tries anymore. Kumba already did Kumba, based on Kumba. 0/100.

Thunderbolt -  Way too small for a design. You're only crippling yourself by not expanding the map. 50/100

Cyclone - Nice coaster, ugly surroundings. Should try to clean that up a little bit, make it more vibrant. 60/100

Tremors - Awesome interaction with the gift shop, rest of the layout is pretty nice too. 70/100

Timber Terror - Boring layout, but the cars on the highway were a nice touch, and the flat rides next to it were well done. 60/100

Expedition GeForce - This first drop is a little bit unrealistic, isn't it? 60/100

HolidayPark: What the fuck are you doing? 2/10

Holiday Park seems like the guy who wanted to do a really cool design and was really good at layouts but kinda sucked at theming and then decided to make the rest of the park as an afterthought. 

Mall of America: Absolutely beautiful interior. Log flume and the Zeirer had me stunned. Great custom flats. But what the fuck is a halfpipe doing smack in the middle. It's ugly as shit. Also what the hell are you doing with the Nickelodeon theme? It doesn't work at all. 

65/100

Europa Park: Perfect in every way 100/100

Tripsdrill: So original and special, love the interaction between the Gsengte Sau and the Badewannenfahrt zum Jungbrunnen. I like how the coasters are almost in a seperate area to the rest of the park. 90/100

Lotte World-Way to colorful 5/10

Movie world australia: 85/100 solid theming and realism, and it feels like a lot of content for a 60x60 park

Legoland: scale is all over the place, 10/100

Stratosphere tower 60/100 some really sick hacks, loving the abandoned coaster idea but its really annoying when you're at the top and you turn 90 degrees and youre enveloped in blackness

Walibi Holland 60%, some nice realistic detailing but it felt way too generic and boring.

 

Phantasialand 80% great and awesome theming, but i missed some of the bigger attractions, the park itself wasn't too big either

Legoland: scale is all over the place, 10/100

Stratosphere tower 60/100 some really sick hacks, loving the abandoned coaster idea but its really annoying when you're at the top and you turn 90 degrees and youre enveloped in blackness

 

I lol'd

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0/10 chairlift not running

0/10 chairlift not running

There should be a turnaround like in Raptor

Slightly breezy day I take it? lol

 

They really need to lighten up on their wind policy.

i guess their windseekers are too good at finding the wind

Cocoa IRL

 

hey nobody steal that I found it first and you can't have it

I don't think over-saturation and bad HDR can be said to translate into RCT...

SFA - just SFGAm fan-fiction. 85%, "no".

Carowinds- Nice park not all that original or creative though. Why two hypers in the same park? Westwinds was better. 60/100