General Chat / The great NE "Your Mom"-off

  • spacek531%s's Photo

    A great thing happened in the NE discord tonight: everyone made RCT "your mom" jokes. Here are some of the best:

     

    Your mom is so dumb, OpenRCT2 peeps find their way around better than her.
     
    Your mom is so fat she keeps zero clearances on at all times.
     
    Your mom is so fat she needs cut-away view to tie her shoes.
     
    Your mom is so fat, i asked nicman to make a large scenery object out of her to save slots.
     
    Your mom is so fat she can't build a single tile in dinky park.
     
    Your mom is so fat she got disqualified from Liam's 3x3 tile tournament.
     
    Your mom is so fat they don't even need Butterfly Dam.
     
    Your mom is so fat, i found a GOLIATH sign by her entrance.
     
    Your mom is so fat, she thought Big Pier was Medium Pier.
     
    Your mom is so worn out, I want to go back into scenario editor to change the entrance point.
     
    Your mom is so fat, i waste a scenery tab on keeping her compact.
     
    Your mom is so fat I rode a dinghy off her and reached 255 mph.
     
    Your mom is so kinky she uses 8cars to put chains on everything.
     
    Your mom is so slutty all guests say she's great value.
     
    Your mom is so fat Battle Boy said she was built well.
     
    Your mom is so fat julow would need 4 angles to build her.
     
    Your mom likes taking it up her ass so much she has won more asshole of the year awards than posix.
     
    Your mom is so disgusting she uses downward launch mode in the bathroom.
     
    Your mom is so ugly i had to set her to crooked house mode.
     
    Your mom is fatter than mk98's ship.
     
    Your mom is so fat captains would have to draft her twice for H2H.
     
    Your mom is so fat she wouldn't fit into ]['s 9-mapper
     
    Your mom is so special Jappy is going to include her in his next zoo.
     
    Your mom is so stupid she wondered where the real Build Your Own Six Flags Park is located.
     
    Your mom is so old she received a Danimation spotlight.
  • saxman1089%s's Photo
    I was howling at the Julow one.
  • RCT2day%s's Photo

    "Your mom was great"

     

    "Just looking at your mom makes me sick"

     

    "Your mom is really good value"

  • Liampie%s's Photo
    We wrote history.
  • YoloSweggLord%s's Photo
    Oh god I just read the chat logs...
  • Lilith%s's Photo


    Your mom is so fat Battle Boy said she was built well.

     

    Damn, savage

  • inthemanual%s's Photo

    Your mom is so fat, just one of her hits the object limit.

  • Jappy%s's Photo

    Oooooh! Good one!

  • YoloSweggLord%s's Photo
    Your mom is so broke I filed an issue on Github.
  • Dr_Dude%s's Photo

    your mom is so tacky she started a thread for "your mom" jokes in 2017

  • spacek531%s's Photo

    Hey, the jokes were already written.

  • inthemanual%s's Photo

    Your mom is so dirty, Kumba thinks she's a theme.

  • Dombot%s's Photo

    This is the best thread ever created on any site ever

  • Lotte%s's Photo

    Your mom is so ugly it made Sigmund Freud have second guesses.

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