Private! How is the work on von Braun's rocket going?
General Hardash Sir! Dr. von Braun has defected to the Soviets!
What?! Von Braun defecated?! No matter, rockets are nazi tech anyway.
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Soon the eggheads will have the railgun working.
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Well have a McDonalds on the moon before the commies can get Gagarin on a train!
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We just need to get Shepard to survive 800 or so Gs for a couple of seconds and were peachy!
