(Archive) Advertising District / Pornpark Concept

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Some time ago I saw a really interresting part of a park called Internet City I think.I was impressed by all the funny ideas and concept hat were showed in the park so I thought how to make a Spin-off of the porn area.
So thats the concept I got so far:
-A accelerator coaster with Tophat(and might inversions)called Cumshot.
-A woodie called Mystery of Morningwood(inspired by the name of a Beavis and Butthead Episode)
-A simulator or 3d/4d cinema called The Paris Hilton Expierience.
-Eventually a Mack Splash Battle for adults called Wet T-Shirt Contest.
-(Teen/Kids)-area called Spankys Land of Exotic Fun.
-With a restaurant called Spankys finest thights,offering specialitys at Spanksgiving.
-With a rapids ride called Spankys,white,wild,wet ride(the name is programm).
-With a ice stall called Spankys creamy soft ice
-some Bordells and Sex cinemas.
-Restrooms sponsored by 2 girls one cup.
Thats the nasty concept so far,hopefully the topic won`t be blocked.Theres not a 100% chance that I`ll build it,but we`ll see what the times bring.

LOEA

A kids section in an adult themed park?

For teens

Lmao the idea is interesting dude, love the wet T-shirt rapids idea. It's certainly a concept that will split opinions but nice creativity. I think if you don't go the hardcore porn route (or do it tastefully) and you should have an exciting park Sorry couldn't resist.

I like any concept if it's executed well. Your concept needs more actual porn, more ideas like the wet t-shirt contest and the restrooms.
- You can do water playground with... sperm instead of water.
- A SM-wave-swinger: instead of attachting seats to the chains, attach peeps.
- Scatter many gloryholes over the park.
- Toys shops and brothels, of course.
- First aid: viagra
- Balloon shop: 'inflatable tits'
- Restrooms: 'pee in my mouth' or 'shit in my cup'
- Coaster supports shaped like penises (see Djinn's advertising topic, Faas' reply.)
- Huge bumpercars area (like in Logos; there's a screen somewhere), Gang Bang theme. Add details like sperm fountains and penis obstacles.
...

There should me much more you could do. Check some pornwebsites for inspiration.

A kids section in an adult themed park?

It's absurd. But the concept is absurd anyway... I don't think LOEA is aiming for a believable park here, so I see no reason to not add it. It's actually funny.

Elementalists H2H6?

-A simulator or 3d/4d cinema called The Paris Hilton Expierience.

Change 'Paris Hilton' to:
- a real pornstar
- a hot person (flatzies don't count )

A kids section in an adult themed park?

They have to learn it at some point

The amount of times I've thought of doing a park like this xD

Dude LOES, really intesting project......

Yeah thanks for all the replys,the kids area will be for parents that try to avoid questions from their kids about sex,so they leave them there.
BTW te park employs rehabilited Mollesters.

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I hope so.
Thanks.Balloon stalls will also sell funny ballons and funny ballons with strawberry taste.

"Check some pornwebsites for inspiration" Liampie you LEGEND!.. and it's a excuse for watching porn!

Screenshots ASAP!

To be perfectly honest, I find it a little disgusting, because I can't suppress the impression that you're trying to compensate for something you just don't have in real life.

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Sorry for that Misery,its not meant to be dirty,it should entertain people,and fantasico,thats a cool idea.BTW I suggest Pornderrosa Ranch as name.
Oh and you can buy Ol` Grannys Cream Pies there

Fantastico lol

Don`t worry that boner shaped rock is genius as entrance.
Maybe I can get Jag for a partner project,I think the boner requires jagged rocks!

I kinda agree with Posix on this one haha. At first it was a nice idea, and seemed to be done tastefully and in a realistic form (kind of like that sex themed park in Asia), but its kinda getting a bit immature now. Less ingenious, more stupid.

I'm with Louis and posix. A whole park themed to that is maybe a bit too much.