General Chat / Demetri Martin
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17-April 08
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FullMetal Offline
I saw Demetri Martin's routine Person. the other day, and I must say he is a very funny person!
My favorite part was his "data." Especially the pillow fights. For those of you who don't know how this works:
Pillow Fights
Man vs. Woman = Fun
Man vs. Man = Gay
Woman vs. Woman = Awesome
Man vs. Pillow = Crazy
Pillow vs. Pillow = Crazy Awesome
He made me laugh pretty hard, and I haven't laughed like that in a while. Two thumbs up for him! -
zodiac Offline
I must say, my respect for you almost went up a tad due to the topic being Demetri Martin, who, along with Daniel Tosh, is one of my favorite comedians, but then I saw that what you found funniest were the pillow fights.
Almost. -
FullMetal Offline
"I don't care how cute you are. I don't want to hear about your fucking cat anymore!"
"Those who see the glass half full are considered opptimists. Yeah. But shouldn't we be more specific about the contents of the glass? If its a glass of shit, I'm going with half empty!"
Both quotes: ~Demetri Martin~
I didn't quote the Rock Paper Scissors one, but that was funny too. "Paper covers Rock....... Rock is fine. No structural damage to Rock." -
Corkscrewed Offline
Demetri Martin is fantastic. Patterning his humor after Mitch Hedberg is definitely not a bad thing (it's not like he rips him off). And I love that sort of stuff.
"The other day I was at a party, where I learned the difference between peeing in a pool... and peeing INTO a pool.
Location! Location! Location!" -
Steve Offline
The only thing I liked about Demetri Martin was that bit when he uses pictures with his jokes. Otherwise, he's less funny than Dane Cook. -
Corkscrewed Offline
Dane Cook's funny... he's just a douche while being funny.
(Actually, Martin's comedy is definitely a stylistic thing, where either you love it or hate it, depending on what you find funny.) -
tracidEdge Offline
Dane Cook is definitely a terrible comedian. He makes jokes by being loud. also steals them -
zodiac Offline
Daniel Tosh is like Dane Cook, but with better execution, funnier jokes, and more racism. -
FullMetal Offline
I'd post a picture of his farting swan here, but I couldn't find it on the internet.The only thing I liked about Demetri Martin was that bit when he uses pictures with his jokes.
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tracidEdge Offline
What? Dane Cook definitely steals material.Steals them?
You're just jealous cause you don't have a CT2004. -
Corkscrewed Offline
^ Since I don't pay attention, I don't actually know. But if that's true, then there's a legit reason to hate him.
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