General Chat / Demetri Martin

  • FullMetal%s's Photo
    I saw Demetri Martin's routine Person. the other day, and I must say he is a very funny person!

    My favorite part was his "data." Especially the pillow fights. For those of you who don't know how this works:

    Pillow Fights
    Man vs. Woman = Fun
    Man vs. Man = Gay
    Woman vs. Woman = Awesome
    Man vs. Pillow = Crazy
    Pillow vs. Pillow = Crazy Awesome

    He made me laugh pretty hard, and I haven't laughed like that in a while. Two thumbs up for him!
  • Carl%s's Photo
    Demetri Martin. Awesome. 'Nuf said.
  • zodiac%s's Photo
    I must say, my respect for you almost went up a tad due to the topic being Demetri Martin, who, along with Daniel Tosh, is one of my favorite comedians, but then I saw that what you found funniest were the pillow fights.

    Almost.
  • Rhynos%s's Photo
    Daniel Tosh. Now that's a funny, funny man.
    Loved his last CD.
  • FullMetal%s's Photo
    "I don't care how cute you are. I don't want to hear about your fucking cat anymore!"

    "Those who see the glass half full are considered opptimists. Yeah. But shouldn't we be more specific about the contents of the glass? If its a glass of shit, I'm going with half empty!"

    Both quotes: ~Demetri Martin~

    I didn't quote the Rock Paper Scissors one, but that was funny too. "Paper covers Rock....... Rock is fine. No structural damage to Rock."
  • Corkscrewed%s's Photo
    Demetri Martin is fantastic. Patterning his humor after Mitch Hedberg is definitely not a bad thing (it's not like he rips him off). And I love that sort of stuff.

    "The other day I was at a party, where I learned the difference between peeing in a pool... and peeing INTO a pool.

    Location! Location! Location!"
  • Steve%s's Photo
    The only thing I liked about Demetri Martin was that bit when he uses pictures with his jokes. Otherwise, he's less funny than Dane Cook.
  • Corkscrewed%s's Photo
    Dane Cook's funny... he's just a douche while being funny. :p

    (Actually, Martin's comedy is definitely a stylistic thing, where either you love it or hate it, depending on what you find funny.)
  • tracidEdge%s's Photo
    Dane Cook is definitely a terrible comedian. He makes jokes by being loud. also steals them
  • zodiac%s's Photo
    Daniel Tosh is like Dane Cook, but with better execution, funnier jokes, and more racism.
  • woofenskid%s's Photo
    Steals them?
    You're just jealous cause you don't have a CT2004.
  • FullMetal%s's Photo

    The only thing I liked about Demetri Martin was that bit when he uses pictures with his jokes.

    I'd post a picture of his farting swan here, but I couldn't find it on the internet.
  • tracidEdge%s's Photo

    Steals them?
    You're just jealous cause you don't have a CT2004.

    What? Dane Cook definitely steals material.
  • Corkscrewed%s's Photo
    ^ Since I don't pay attention, I don't actually know. But if that's true, then there's a legit reason to hate him.
  • woofenskid%s's Photo
    http://www.dead-frog...s_steve_martin/

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