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drop all your pretentious shite, and just think, what are the top ten funniest moments of your life?

this was such good fun.

feel free to share your top ten, or even make a video response and post it here.

happy reminiscing!

Let's see if I can remember 10... I'll try ^^

1. In elementary school, we had a guy who was just outrageous from time to time, without any kind of advance warning. During one winter, the schoolyard was covered in glaze, me and some friends stood in front of a glass fencing and remembered some jokes from tv shows. At some place, we did let the word "asshole" drop, while he was walking by and it REALLY was a coincidence.
But HE didn't care and started to run towards us. He ran directly at me with his head bowed down literally like a raging bull. I'd then just take a step to the side at the exactly right moment and he'd crash into the glass fencing AT FULL SPEED, because he couldn't stop in time on the glazed ground.
He afterwards had a bulge for about 2 weeks and I (!) had to pay the repairing of the fence. We had a good laugh about it ever since.

2. Here in Germany, we have to take a bicycle exam-kind-of-thing in the 3rd grade of elementary school. We just ride our bicycles around the block together with two policemen and they check whether they are roadworthy. Not a big deal.
Our teacher told us the day before to oil our breaks - obviously, she meant the break wires.
The guy from 1) didn't think so. He oiled his break shoes, which resulted in him crashing his bike INTO the wall IN FRONT of the two policemen and like the whole year.

3. At a friend's birthday party, we decided to go and play some soccer on the nearby field. We played for about half an hour, as a group of... let's call them... underprivileged young fellas appeared.
they obviously decided to pick a fight with us, with us having a majority of about 3:1
We then would throw around some arguments, the usual stuff, until a girl from "them" would take a step forward and yell at our tallest guy (me). She didn't even come up to my elbows.
Her older cousin would then come up to us and, completely without any reason, grab his cousin, lift her up and throw (!) her (!) at me (!!!).
He'd obviously miss me and his cousin fell on the concrete.
She'd then just stand up, sniffing, look us straight in the eyes (we were cracking up with laughter) and tell us SERIOUSLY the following (in german slang):
"Hey! Do I have a cinema on my head or what?"

4. Just this afternoon, my pal and I were having a little drag race home from school, as we always have on tuesdays. we live like next to each other and have the same classes.
So we both stood under the traffic light, touring up our engines and waiting for the green light.
I then drove down my window just before the traffic light turned green and he was SO bewildered by that that he just killed the engine. While I was laughing my ass off (he in fact has the better car by far), he was approached by our history teacher (a douche) in his ancient Beetle and he just stood there, smiled and HONKED AT HIM. It was priceless.

5. One of the most fun moments was also one of the saddest in my life.
As I was 6 years old, my great-grandfather had to check into the hospital, as his kidneys were shutting down. I didn't know that.
I then visited him one day and the whole surroundings were relly depressing to me, although I loved science and medicine even back then. He knew that and at some point he told my parents to just go take a nap or get some sleep, as he'd keep an eye on me. He then made up a great story about a background mistery of the hospital, ghosts, whatever, I can't really recall the story itself.
Nonetheless, it led to us two strifing trough the hospital together and having a great time. We would discover hidden places, try to scare the nurses.. It really was fun and it helped me to get along with the situation.
Later that day, we received the call that he had passed away. And I'm both very sad and proud about him spending the last hours of his life to help his great-grandson to get through the day with a smile on his face. This is something I will never forget in my life. Ever.

6. During my flight to the US with my exchange group, my english teacher read the then-current TIME magazine with an article about terrorism, plane hi-jacking, stuff like that. He ranted about in both in german AND in english, which was a baaad thing to do.
In the row behind us, there was a sky marshall, who apparently just heard the word "hi-jacking" and stood beneath our teacher the next second, asking him to come with him to the back of the plane. Five minutes later, they came back, with the sky marshall having a mouse. They both sat down wordlessly and acted completely normal.
Later, our teacher told us that he convinced the guy that he was no harm to anyone and just as they were about to reenter the cabin, he tripped and fell right on a counter in the kitchen-area of the plane.
We burst into laughter. (ygtbt-situation? ^^)


Can't recall any more right now... maybe I'll complete the list tomorrow

Edited by Casimir, 01 December 2009 - 04:28 PM.

To continue on Casimir's mention of funny people from school... When I went to high school we had this guy in our class. He was just the most original guy ever. The second to first day at school he walked into the classroom and sat down at the front. Everyone looked at the floor because he had made grey, sluggish footprints when he walked. He didn't notice a thing. We thought he'd just walked in a pool of mud or something. When the class was over he discovered the footprints and prodded at one of them with his foot. It was rock solid. We then understood he must have walked in wet asphalt, since they were repairing a lot of roads around school, and he must have done so without noticing it. That requires a lot of general unawareness about what's going on around you, or right beneath you. The footprints remained for half a year, the jokes for two. I wanna add I have nothing against this guy, I actually quite liked him, but he sure was special. He wasn't stupid or anything, just totally in his own world. Now, this wasn't really one of the top ten funniest moments of my life, but it was really, really funny.

smoke dope,everything is funny then

^i enjoy this man's logic.

Yeah dudezzz

I really am under the belief that none of you actually know what you're talking about in regards to dope...

Trust me, been there done that and lesson one: Pot is not dope.

Nothing is funny on dope when you're convinced that demons are coming out of the walls to take you to satan himself after being awake for five days strait.

But on pot? Me and a couple buds in our young teenage years watched sound garden's "spoon man" video, when the spoon man was hitn' the silverware with his back turned one of my friends said," look... he's beatn' off" ... me and my buddies thought it was the funniest thing we had ever experienced.

If something is funny, then it is funnier on weed, no question about that. If music sounds good, then it sounds better on weed. With that said, I stopped smoking weed years ago.

I remember some hilarious times living in a duplex with 3 of my friends. One time during a night of smoking and drinking I ended up with some towel wrapped around my head saying "durka durka" and other such things. Apparently it was the funniest thing ever, but I'm sure if I were watching myself do that today I would... think less of me.

I also remember bolting out the back door and running around to the front, ringing the door bell and pounding on the door. I guess the fact that I freaked my underage buddies out was only funny to me.

I really am under the belief that none of you actually know what you're talking about in regards to dope...

Trust me, been there done that and lesson one: Pot is not dope.

Nothing is funny on dope when you're convinced that demons are coming out of the walls to take you to satan himself after being awake for five days strait.

But on pot? Me and a couple buds in our young teenage years watched sound garden's "spoon man" video, when the spoon man was hitn' the silverware with his back turned one of my friends said," look... he's beatn' off" ... me and my buddies thought it was the funniest thing we had ever experienced.

Your right I did mean pot.It always amuses me the amount of different names for weed

I wouldnt be able to give my top 10. I mean I had about 20 today. My life is pure hilarity.

im the same louis

surely there are some significant ones you can remember?

i have one here from not long ago...

PE out on the astroturf, and im not playing football due to injury and general dislike of the game. so im stood behind the goal talking to two of my best friends who are making no effort. in a sudden burst of energy, one of them legged it towards the ball and the player bring it towards the goal. the ball is kicked slightly faster than the player, and pretty much leaves it for aaron to take.
however, aaron decides to jump over the ball in a simelar manor to a fucking gazelle. the player rejoins the ball and aaron rounds on him and attemps to get the ball and decks it in the most awkward and ridiculous way possible.

he always has this innocent and modest attiude too, so that makes everyhting he does hularious. i was proper belly laughing for about quarter of an hour afterwards.

yhtbt

nope. nothing really significant. i spend most of my day laughing so everything just mashes into one.

In an english class the teacher was adding up scores from a speech and he decided to play rocky balboa. As the beginning is boring we all told him to fast forward. Not knowing how he just shrugged. I got up and told him but he did nothing. The kid sitting next to me said "sir are you playing dumb or are you dumb in general?" Everyone froze, he'd insulted the teacher really badly. Sir looked at him and said something like i'll change the video or something. He puts on a video about our school and made us watch that for a minute. After that he found a 9 second maths video with no sound apart from some random noises, which we watched 5 times. Then he found a video with a counting sheep and probability chances in life.
It was so random as no one knew what would happen next.
Worlds best teahcer.

Oh and one time the same teacher said to a student "are we queer?" instead of clear, he just laughed it off.

Edited by Goliath123, 02 December 2009 - 02:18 PM.

Every day in my life is just funny.

Hmm, salvia out of a bong (bad idea). I duck-walked (no better explanation for it), could not stop laughing bc not being able to stop was funny, and screamed at people off our front porch (too funny).

Mushrooms: I hated artificial light, natural conversation, and wrecked my buddie's apt (but payback was so sweet).