General Chat / Things too do in Miami (Winter)

So say im going to Miami in the future, probably in winter, what are the best touristy things too do?
Also advise on BGA and Disney World would be appreciated

Miami is a terrible city. Its like Haiti but with skyscrapers.

Unless you're over 21 I can't imagine there being much to do in Miami itself besides the beaches. The Everglades are nearby, though, and you have the theme parks.

miami sucks dude.

and steve, i already told you before.
theres NO theme parks in Miami, or anywhere here in south florida for that matter.

unless you count the miami seaquarium.


miami's just a sucky city.

i suppose you could visit Kumba and laugh at his jew-fro though

and steve, i already told you before.
theres NO theme parks in Miami

I never said there was.

well, you're still fully aware that theres no parks down in this area lol.

i told you that a long time ago back when i was in palm beach.
orlando is like 3-4 hours away from me hahaha

Don't go to Miami, visit Europe.

don't go to miami, it's cold there, too.

Don't go to Miami, visit Europe.

gee that sucks, oh well

BTW i am going to Europe as well
probably england(London mainly) and amsterdam

Edited by Goliath123, 13 January 2010 - 05:46 PM.

Do you not know how to use periods and such?

Anyways, In-Citie's idea of laughing at DRC's Jew-Fro sells me for a trip down there sometime, lol.

probably england(London mainly) and amsterdam

Cool, maybe I'll see you there without knowing. I live only a few kilometers away from Amsterdam.

Anyway, good choice to visit Europe too. We have the most beautiful cities of our solar system.

As the only ne'er who lives in Miami here's my advice...

- South beach sucks and is kinda gay, id skip it, but as many say its the best part of Miami odds are you'll go anyways.
- Check out Coral Gables and Coconut Grove. Both are great places to eat and shop and are very nice as compared to the trashy look of the beaches.
- In:Cites is basically right about having no parks or rides here. However Boomers is about 20 minutes north of Miami and the Dania Beach Hurricane is a really good smooth wooden coaster. Orlando and/or Tampa is 4 hours north and the motherload for any coaster fan.
- Depending on where you are you might need to say "im sorry I don't speak Spanish" that's mostly in Little Havana. And yes downtown is fairly Haitian.
- The chicks down here are amazingly hot. If you go to the beach, go to the actual beach and you'll see some nice topless chicks. Malls and most places have great scenery if you like Hispanic women, imo the best looking women in the world.

As far as me and my Jew fro goes I don't really want to meet up with you if your down here with your family, that would be weird. If your here with friends and you guys are over 18 (and no one really cares about the 21 drinking age here, you'll get alcohol if you want it) then yeah maybe we could do something. I could leave you my phone number in case you get lost and need directions or something.

Let me know if you have any other questions.

Perdon! No habla espanol! Pero "damn chica. Eres muy caliente senorita."


Haha. I just wanted to say that. Unfortunately, I'm nowhere near Miami, or have even been close to there, so I can't help ya with touristy stuff.

Thanks Kumba, i had no clue about all that, lol at the beaches though.

BTW no intentions of meeting someone from the internet, its a family trip

Edited by Goliath123, 13 January 2010 - 07:40 PM.