Blaze Battle / BBT - Championship Match

Please post your battles here. After all three are posted a poll will be added and the person with the most votes Sunday night at 11:59PM EST wins the tournament.

Also remember:

- No posting until BOTH battles are posted. Feedback can wait till after both are up and if it is posted before then it will be deleted.
- Battles must be between 15-20 lines long. No more, no less.
- Voting will start once both battles are posted.

Deadline to post battles is Friday July 30th at 11:59 PM EST.

Failure to post prior to the deadline will result in disqualification from the tournament.

Good luck.

kumba imed me an reminded me the deadline was in a few hours, and i forgot... completly. this is like 5 minutes but i really dont feel like i deserve to be here anyway with the 2 bys, but..., here you go, good luck guys!

you know what im not down for, your rhymes, they like a ground score
2 bys in 2 weeks these little dudes couldnt want more
they see my name in the headline like inversed just got a line up
ill ready to dismantle yall like a broken watch and yes times up!
yeaaaaa, im really ready to go and pass these fools
why kumba talk big shit but he can only swim inside the kiddy pool
like mr. T, yes i pity fools, you are both just oh so minuscule
to the point where im fishing with no bait and steading hooking you
ooooooh, you know what man im not sorry
yall are playing games, i bought all the property without monopoly
plain and simply my shit is honesty, yall both should bow an honor me
till the day i die like a marine, i am all that you couldnt be
shit, i drop more flows in a day then both your mothers on the 20th
rK_, say it loud so you ladies know who you fucking with
me im like the hardest here while both of yall just stop and stare
kinda like the red cross except i shed blood against you and dont care
sick, kinda like you in public health clinic patients lobby
your ill, like aids lesions on ya lips and yet your sickness still cant top me
me winning this? im pretty sure its more then a given
i got 2 dieing children but its hard to decide which wish i should give em

Yo rk, last name place, first name third, now your jaws broken boy, nothing to say with
I’ll kick your ass in this forever, and im sorry but no you can’t win with a forfeit in this
Your rap skill is shorter than Gray Colemen so what you talking about Anthony Willis?
Can’t forget the third party in this battle it’s Fabian Fisch with a fro and half-black look
Sorry Fabian your raps reek, at least I’ll skip the fish jokes, your off the hook
You only win thanks to votes from your German groupies while you sound like a wuss
I know your gona lose now, all the Germans do too, just go ask Paul the Octopus
Like that Mollusk you both have no spines and no chance to shine as I gain control
You both seem different but you’re like two twins that who both came out of an asshole
I should give you tips to sharpen your styles, they’re getting dull and going at a jog
You should both team up to beat me and I’ll watch your skills fly like a Red-Bull flug-tog
That would be an epic fail so I’ll just crush you both in full view of cops, fuck the man
Will beat you both senseless while cross-dressing just to get a cell with Lindsey Lohan
Not kidding, I’ll toy with you guys first, beat you against a tree covered with poison Ivy
Leave you both unconscious then come to your hospital rooms and poison your IVs
Sorry if I’ll being violent, but im an assassin for hire at $2, killing you is a cheap thrill
rk’s pathetic with just about 0 RCT skill and Fisch needs duos to climb the points hill
All of 11 parks between you all of which have been ignored and made the forum snore
Your raps look like hacks in Sandstone and Nautílos only without the clearance restored

they call me Fisch, they call me Fab/
today i'ma show Kumba 'n' rK_ what Germany's got/
'n' what they ain't got/
call me Arnold Schwarzenegger cuz i'ma terminate those twats/
terminated like their bank accounts/
anyone who banks on them be out/
the crowd hails the stout-hearted kraut/
our encounter leaves no doubt about.../
me being the invincible aquatic being/
and you guys being the biggest losers i've seen/
scene of the crime is NE/
where I end your dreams 'n' rip you wannabees/
you guys wanna be the kings of this game and end up like Lebron/
and just like him soon you'll be gone/
so let me just finish this with the words/
it didn't take me any time to scatter you like birds/

okay I seriously took like 5 minutes to write this cuz I'm in the USA right now where i lived for a whole year and I'm really busy with seeing all my friends again and all that stuff so I sadly had no time at all for this. I hope I can still pass this round and show you what I'm really able to do next round.

Wow three completely different styles here... I really liked the pacing of Alchemist's verse, though I think Kumba had better/ more thorough insults, and Fisch just cracked me up. Unfortunately, the humor doesn't make up for what felt like the weakest of the 3, and it clearly shows that your mind was elsewhere... sorry Fisch.

rk, Fisch you guys just want this to be the final? I talked to rk and he sounds pretty busy, Fisch your away from home and did this in 5 mins (not bad for that btw) and I have a final on Thursday. If you guys are cool with that we can just settle this now. Another match would be the third battle in a year between the final two no matter who and now im starting to think that could mean a weaker battle.

Nice showings tho, I think it's gona be a close vote.

thats cool with me

sure why not

Added the poll. Sunday night we'll have a winner

dang it, in the case of this being the final match, substract one vote from rK_ and add it to me. Or leave it like this, I don't care cuz it's clear my half finished verse will not stand a chance. But I forgot we'd have to vote for the best one again and not for the worst like it was initially planned. Can the admins see who I voted for just to check that I'm not lying?

Fixed, if we all vote for ourselves it cancels out, seems fair to me.

thanks! good luck everyone!

I almost liked rK_s but, I'd already used the "Kumba just reminded me" excuse in the first round so...it was kinda stale from the beginning. Kumba is obviously back on drugs and Fisch seemed to feel overmatched and just threw out whatever. Make it a 4 way/winner takes all and I'll jump back in since I KNOW I can do better than all of those.

Just sayin.

I almost liked rK_s but, I'd already used the "Kumba just reminded me" excuse in the first round so...it was kinda stale from the beginning. Kumba is obviously back on drugs and Fisch seemed to feel overmatched and just threw out whatever. Make it a 4 way/winner takes all and I'll jump back in since I KNOW I can do better than all of those.

Just sayin.

Even if that was sarcasm it was still a stupid joke.
If not then good for you. Why don't you just let us try to win something for once and you can rest on your well deserved laurels from your match against rK_, the one against Kumba, the Unofficial Quest for the Best and the H2H Final.
Thanks



edit: Oh and K0NG that "I only entered the contest because Kumba sent me a personal message" excuse was stupid anyway because if you had taken a look at the top of the message you would have seen that everyone who was in the last Blaze Battle got a private message from Kumba. It's not like you were the only one...you were just the only one to use that as an excuse for why you apparently didn't care and didn't come up with anything for your battle against rK_. I can not understand why out of everyone on these forums you'd be the one posting something like your last post (besides the fact that this is your usual way of posting anyway).

k0ng, please do not breed anymore...

just saying*...

3 hours to go and it's still anybodies ball game, so if you have not voted yet now is the time...

And the final score in the Blaze Battle Tournament Championships is...

Fisch 3

rk_ 4

Kumba 5

Go me

Someone PM'ed their friends for a few votes, eh?

congrats too bad this is over...i really enjoyed it! i wish i'd have had more time for the last battle...what i sent in was basically a joke!