General Chat / Nevermore...Business is About to Pick Up

Hello.


First off I must apologize. I had a monstrous article I wrote yesterday. I copied and pasted the content, since at work I am sporatic and can't be on here all the time. I figured that my article was safe on the CTRL+C function, until the head programmers here decided to reboot the whole system.

I did not no this occured, and it was around 4:45 when I was about to submit my next mutation and found out it had been wiped. I was quite pissed, but "wutever". I will just share the same content with you today instead. I also have some more things to get into.

There is a pretty big surprise Iris has to tell you all about. It's going to be hilarious. I can't wait until he updates the site. Your collective jaws might possibly drop on the floor with shock. Then again you might not give two shits. You will just have to wait and see. It's not THAT big of a deal...
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I have a full bag of tricks for you all today. I will probably break the 10,000 character limit if it is still in place, so I might reply to this with the rest of the column. All of you are in for a long fucking read, let me tell you...

OK...

First off, I want to let some of you in on some random Raven terminology before I get started...
I speak Esperonto as well as English, and I just wanted to shed some light on some words that I type, which I really say in person. I decided this would be the best time to enlighten you all since I have been making little to no sense with my posts lately.

The following is to be followed like a Spanish/English Dictionary. The righthand word is the word in Raven's Esperonto and the lefthand is the meaning obviously "obv"...

gay anal - "hey what's up"/"gay"/"that sucks"/"ttyl"
prob - "probably"
def - "definitely"
obv - "obviously"
ab - "absolutely"
shizeh - "shitty"
STA1NZ - "total and utter shit"
bitches leave... - "fuck you all"/"I love you all"

Yeah...
There are plenty more translations, but that's all that's rellevant for today's lesson in Raven terminology. I hope to educate everyone to spread the word and use these terms as much as possible. If not, then wutever...

Today I am going to review 3 movies I saw recently. Tell everyone a sad story about current events unfolding in my life. Review a new Record from a great band, and the usual antics. Without more disruption form stupid fucking people on this computer I m using, let me begin...


Confidence

Starring- Ed Burns, Rachel Weisz, Dustin Hoffman + randoms
Plot- 3 1/2 out of 5
Good Points- Good acting, nice pacing.
Bad Points- Too predictable.
Summary- Ed Burns plays a conman named Jake and the entire movie is told in his perspective, which makes it easier to follow for the average movie-goer. The story starts when Burns cons a local big shot (Hoffman) out of $150,000. After one of his crew members dies, Burns decided to settle up his debt with Hoffman and get some more money of his own. The pacing of the film was good and the well-written dialogue (only rough in a few spots) really carried the movie. The actors do a fine job at playing cons including the lovely Rachel Weisz who has definitely put her "Mummy" days behind her with this role. Overall I'd say it def worth a matinee ticket.


X2

Starring- Hugh Jackman, Patrick Stewart, Rebecca Romijn-Stamos, Halle Berry, Ian McKellan, Famke Jansen, Anna Paquin, Allan Cumming, Kelly Hu + many more
Plot- 4 out of 5
Good Points- Just about everything.
Bad Points- Hugh saying "bub" and Lady Deathstrike virtually being an extra.
Summary- I wasn't expecting much from this sequel due to X-Men being decent but lacking. I was very surprised by this movie. It delivered in everyway possible for me, and I have been a fan of the comic since I was 7. The story follows an offset from one of the issues where a hell-bent General named Stryker manipulates mutants in order to eradicate them all. The movie starts off with Nightcrawler attempting to kill the president of the United States and all hell breaks lose after that. Though most of you saw it, I don't want to give too much away. THe one gripe I really had with the movie is that though they have plenty of time for more sequels (and believe me, with that ending I would spend another $100 to see more), the characters sans Wolvie were used minimally and were underdeveloped. It's good to see they added Shadowcat, Gambit, Beast and Siren into the mix. Glad to see Collossus and Jubilee again with larger, yet still brief roles. Oh man that ending was the nut...


The Matrix Reloaded

Starring- Keanu Reeves, Carrie-Anne Moss, Larry (not Lawrence) Fishburne, Jada Pinkett (not Smith), Monica Bellucci + randoms
Plot- 3 out of 5
Good Points- Wicked Effects and insane fight scenes, not to mention Monica Bellucci.
Bad Points- Said fight scenes were about 90% CGI and the story lacked, not to mention a cliffhanger ending...durf.
Summary- I got a chance to see this last night at my theater for their usual test run night. I will def not give too much away, but the story revolves around the machines trying to find Xion. Neo and the gang pull some major shennanigans and the usual bullet-time, retarded special effects begin. A memorable scene is when about 100 Agent Smiths pile onto Neo and he throws them all off....right. I wasn't too fond of the first Matrix, but if anything this film has eye candy merit.

I also had the fortunate pleasure of listening to Chimaira's new CD The Impossibility of Reason on their website. I must say that the new CD is very very good. The songs blend well together, and the band's incorporation of actual solos into their songs gives them an extra edge they didn't have on the first record. The only real problem I have with this disc is that I guess the band decided to not use the 7-string sound anymore (aka Nu-Metal sound). I hate nu-metal, but Chimaira sounded v good with the 7-string guitars. Why ruin a good thing guys? Other than that the record is phenominal and should be a must-have for metal fans this year.
http://www.chimaira.com

In other news, I am working on a new mini until I get motivated to finish Cthulhu Falls. Some of you can't imagine how hard it is to fill in a full RCT 2 map...

The mini will be called PANDÆMONÆON, entitled after the Cradle of Filth Home Video. It is a 70x70 and will feature a huge B&M launch coaster and a Premier Launch coaster as well. This mini is all about evil, so expect a dark park. I have already begun work and it should be ready for releae by the end of next week hopefully.

Wacky Worlds came out today, and though I am not geting it till Thursday, I suggest you all go pick it up so you can tell me if it's partial STA1NZ or just shizeh. I am honestly only getting it for the Urban landscaping, so I can finish my damn rally ride in Cthulhu Falls.

Voting is going well in my RCT People's Choice Awards. Nominee votes will be tallied on thursday night, so if you haven't done so yet, please vote in the pinned article on the top of the forum. Thanks for participating if you do so...

Girls fucking suck man. I went on a "date" recently and i remember how it feels to strike out. i haven't tried to date for 6 years due to 2 retardedly long relationships. I think I lost my touch. Hopefully i will find my "fire" again and win this girl over. She is pretty hot and a great person to hang with. Hot carl all the way...

Random Thoughts

- Chocolate Chocolate Chip is the worst fucking ice cream evAr. Eat it under no circumstances.

- Gin and Tonics are ab amazing.

- Water still tastes bad.

- Think about this long and hard. What the bare minimum amount of money you would eat a bowl of shit for...


Words of Advice
GO OUT AND GET LAID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Today is a good day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

Quote of Yesterday
"We will find weapons in Iraq"
- George W. Bush

Quote of Today
"Yeah, you'll find guns and swords...douche bag"
- Me

CD of the Day
Vision of Disorder- From Bliss to Devastation
-Not their best record, but solid nonetheless. VOD made a transition from hardcore to metal, and many fans were not pleased. A lot of people who like hardcore are v closedminded, so they couldn't appreciate what the band had become. I on the other hand enjoyed their change and approache FBtV as a good stepping stone for them. The CD is filled with gloomy lyrics and songs. Notable tracks are "Living to Die", "On the Table" and "Sunshine".

Rent of the Day
The Omega Man
This classic is the only Charleton Heston movie worth watching. Many White Zombie samples are from this movie. It's very B-looking, but back when it was made, it was considered cutting edge and innovative. The story is set on a post-apocolyptic earth where Heston fights nuclear mutated humans who look similar to Micheal Jackson. A definite rent.

Well I am done for the day as I have run out of time to type this...
Get ready for the big surprise...

Until the next exciting episode...
Bitches leave...


Raven-SDI
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lovin the articals, keep it comin

Yes, um...your use of "Esperonto" makes you sound like a complete and utter idiot. Try to speak English, before you start sounding like a 13-year-old girl with the intelligence level of a first-grader.

Oh, and your 'rally ride' in Chtulu Falls has given me a hard-on, simply because it sounds cool. Good luck in completing it and making me climax all over my fancy new computer.

I love this shit...23.6 thumbs up