General Chat / Random quotes

"These pretzles... they're makin' me thirsty!"
-George Castanza from Seinfeld

Wow.
That's funny.

"Little boys with bad manners give the pro-choice movement a reason to exist"- What Stewart's mom says about little boys with bad manners.

"Do I take off my boxing gloves when I go to bed? Do you take off your hands when you go to bed, If so, are you some kind of robot? If so, do you have any special powers?, If so, Do you use your powers for good or for awesome?,"

-----Strong Bad

"90% of all puts that don't make it to the hole don't go in,"
"Half the game is 90% mental,"

-----Yogi Berra

"Hey, there's a party around your ankles why don't you invite your pants down,"
"Can I offer you ladies some sex, in exchange for some....sex?,"

-----The Rush People

sprakling wit

"Bathroom Out of order, please use floor below."
-Some office building.

"If you do not shut up, I will fucking kill you."
-Raven

Xcites in my club, and i'm keeping a close eye on his rct work.

- I see dead peoples.

Those aren't qu0tes dumbass.

"It will feel good when the breeze comes." -Stewart, about to ride his bike without pants.

Stewart rulez.

Those aren't qu0tes dumbass.

"It will feel good when the breeze comes." -Stewart, about to ride his bike without pants.

Stewart rulez.

sorry i know they arent, but this seems to be the best place for them