General Chat / Fights

  • Kumba%s's Photo
    ok this should be a cool topic. my best had to be in 11th grade, I came into class hopeing to get in one (so i would get suspened, at my school its just you go home for 3-10 days :D ) and guess what some bitch satarted talking about my sister so i got mader and mader, then BAM i slaped the bitch with a 400pg text book then the guy (much bigger and stranger then me) tackled me into the corner i got one hit to his head and he got one to my lip. then befor this guy could kill me someone got in the middel :rolleyes: worst of all we only got 3 days :'(

    the best i ever saw was in 10th grade these to black guys got in a fight over a spild soda (LMAO) the guy who own the soda steped out of the room and the other (not on perpose) tiped it over, when he refused to clean it the sodas owner (who was cleaning it him self) got mad and throw a wet paper towel it the guys head, and it hit him then he got up real quick and took a min to take off his chain and shirt and then tables flew everywhere hiting a few kids in the way hard. and BOOM they are both on the techers desk (the sodas owner and a good friend of mine on top :) ) then a a guy named frank (thats Frank Gore im talking about BTW UMs Starting RB yes he was in the class) pulled them apart and it ended like that
  • Hevydevy%s's Photo
    The best I've ever seen was in 10th grade between a black guy named Spencer, and a white guy named Estone. The begins with Spencer who is a homophobic and Estone who is gay running into each other. Of course Spencer freaks out, but Estone casually walks by. Of course to make things worse though Estone calls Spencer a pussy n followed by igger while he shalantly walks off. Spencer then tackles Estone from th back and they roll around hitting each other for a few minutes until some nameless person breaks them up. They both yell at each other, and walk off. It was hilarious. I always love to watch a good fight. I try to stay out of them myself though.

    $Hevydevy B) $
  • Brent%s's Photo
    Now Kumba, are you a guy or girl? Because the wording you used sounds girly... bitch, slap, mader, ect.
  • Kumba%s's Photo

    Now Kumba, are you a guy or girl? Because the wording you used sounds girly... bitch, slap, mader, ect.

    i whated to use diffrent words but the olny ones i could think of were hard to spell ???
  • sfgadv02%s's Photo
    Hm, in 7th grade, this white guy was fighting with this spanish guy and it was in the lunch room with 1000 people! The boys go "ohhhhhhhh". :lol: It was the funniest thing.
  • Bender902%s's Photo
    Wow, you had a thousand people in your cafeteria in the 7th grade.? Thats a lot of people. Where did you go to school?
  • sfgadv02%s's Photo

    Wow, you had a thousand people in your cafeteria in the 7th grade.? Thats a lot of people. Where did you go to school?

    NYC
  • Tony%s's Photo
    I've never been in a fight... well, a physical fight. I'm good at verbal fights, they're thought provoking! Anyway, I never really see any fights because everyone's always crowding up around one, but one time my friend Jeff got this kid in a headlock because the guy apparently came up and punched him in the head or something.. I dunno, it was stupid. Chick fights are hilarious. I always see those at school...especially between black chicks. :lol: Black people have so much anger!
  • sircursealot%s's Photo

    I've never been in a fight... well, a physical fight.  I'm good at verbal fights, they're thought provoking!  Anyway, I never really see any fights because everyone's always crowding up around one, but one time my friend Jeff got this kid in a headlock because the guy apparently came up and punched him in the head or something.. I dunno, it was stupid.  Chick fights are hilarious.  I always see those at school...especially between black chicks. :lol: Black people have so much anger!

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  • Marshy%s's Photo

    ok this should be a cool topic. my best had to be in 11th grade, I came into class hopeing to get in one (so i would get suspened, at my school its just you go home for 3-10 days :D ) and guess what some bitch satarted talking about my sister so i got mader and mader, then BAM i slaped the bitch with a 400pg text book then the guy (much bigger and stranger then me) tackled me into the corner i got one hit to his head and he got one to my lip. then befor this guy could kill me someone got in the middel :rolleyes: worst of all we only got 3 days  :'(

    the best i ever saw was in 10th grade these to black guys got in a fight over a spild soda (LMAO) the guy who own the soda steped out of the room and the other (not on perpose) tiped it over, when he refused to clean it the sodas owner (who was cleaning it him self) got mad and throw a wet paper towel it the guys head, and it hit him then he got up real quick and took a min to take off his chain and shirt and then tables flew everywhere hiting a few kids in the way hard. and BOOM they are both on the techers desk (the sodas owner and a good friend of mine on top :) ) then a a guy named frank (thats Frank Gore im talking about BTW UMs Starting RB yes he was in the class) pulled them apart and it ended like that

    hmmmm, in the UK, a bitch, is a female, so when an english peep reads that^, we think that you smacked a lass with a text book.
  • Jellybones%s's Photo
    I've never been in a physical fight. Maybe I'll just massacre my goddamn school instead.
  • REspawn%s's Photo

    hmmmm, in the UK, a bitch, is a female, so when an english peep reads that^, we think that you smacked a lass with a text book.

    Do you come from the UK? No. Do i? Yes.

    Most people from around London or Birmingham, or any big city, use bitch as you Americans do.

    I suppose the Queen could use it in that way, as Our language (the English language) is so damn americanised anyway.

    :'(
  • Nic%s's Photo

    upreme[B]eing²ºº²,Jul 22 2003, 04:57 PM]
    I suppose the Queen could use it in that way, as Our language (the English language) is so damn americanised anyway.

    The irony. Brilliant. I love you.


    Americanized.
    Americanised. << American way.
  • mantis%s's Photo
    I thought we used S's, Nic? We call them 'magasines' after all...

    Anyway, 'bitch' is generally female, at least in Birmingham, anyway.


    I don't get in fights.
  • Jellybones%s's Photo

    I thought we used S's, Nic? We call them 'magasines' after all...

    Anyway, 'bitch' is generally female, at least in Birmingham, anyway.


    I don't get in fights.

    Woo hoo. Let's form a pacifism pansy pact.
  • mantis%s's Photo
    Haha.

    I've never actually had anything to fight about.

    But I guess that doesn't stop most people...
  • OPhilisspiffyO%s's Photo
    Last year after my friends party, some faggot tried to start shit with me.

    He called my girlfriend a slut, and I was just like, "take it back you bitch" and I got in his face. He goes, "ok, I'm sorry." Then I turned around to walk back to my car, he goes "hey!" and when I turned around, he sucker punched me...

    My eyebrow was busted open and there was blood in my right eye, so I was really fucking pissed. I'm just like, "I'm gonna beat your fucking ass mother fucker!!!" I nailed him once in the nose and splattered blood all over his shirt...he bent down as he grabbed his nose, I uppercutted him in the jaw and 2 of his teeth flew out.

    Then like 3 of my buddies pulled me off him, like, "Jesus, don't fucking kill him." Then since he was knocked out and the fight was over, I dragged him to a wall of the alley and pissed on him.

    Then I drove like 4 people home with a busted eye and then to the ER for like 3 stiches...


    I dunno if it counts as a fight that I've seen, but I've never seen another one where someone gets their teeth knocked out.
  • Andrew%s's Photo
    The true master knows that it is better to forgive than it is to fight....

    shame on you all and your violent ways, peace within leads to peace of the body.

    ON the other hand this dude went for a punch to the stomach, my swimmer abs took it, and when he went for the face I moved, grabbed his wrist and brought it down over my shoulder, fractured his Ulna, but it was self defense and my school didn't dock me any demerits or suspension or anything, that dude got expelled, he was crazy.

    I did all i could to avoid violence, but he was not sensible time.
  • OPhilisspiffyO%s's Photo

    The true master knows that it is better to forgive than it is to fight....

    shame on you all and your violent ways, peace within leads to peace of the body.

    Its kinda ironic that I agree with you, after the post I just made.

    I felt really bad about that kid, and even though he deserved it, it made me feel like shit when I saw his mangled face on Monday.

    I'm proud to say I'm a pacifist now...well kinda...I'm not gonna just let someone beat the shit outta me, but you get the idea.
  • Jellybones%s's Photo
    Actually, now that I remember, in second grade, some dumb geeky shit was saying that I loved some girl, that I don't remember who, so I put him in a headlock and started punching him in the head. Then we went to the office, and he started crying because he thought he was in trouble.

    I wasn't in trouble until my mom found the principal's note in my backpack 2 months later. :D

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