General Chat / Thou art a cockered flap-mouthed maggot-pie!

  • sircursealot%s's Photo
    Shakespearean insults. Enjoy you villainous pox-marked bum-baileys.

    COLUMN 1...............COLUMN 2....................COLUMN 3
    artless.....................base-court...................apple-john
    bawdy.....................bat-fowling...................baggage
    beslubbering...........beef-witted...................barnacle
    bootless..................beetle-headed..............bladder
    churlish....................boil-brained..................boar-pig
    cockered.................clapper-clawed..............bugbear
    clouted....................clay-brained..................bum-bailey
    craven.....................common-kissing............canker-blossom
    currish.....................crook-pated..................clack-dish
    dankish....................dismal-dreaming...........clotpole
    dissembling..............dizzy-eyed....................coxcomb
    droning....................doghearted...................codpiece
    errant......................dread-bolted.................death-token
    fawning....................earth-vexing.................dewberry
    fobbing.....................elf-skinned...................flap-dragon
    froward.....................fat-kidneyed................flax-wench
    frothy.......................fen-sucked...................flirt-gill
    gleeking...................flap-mouthed................foot-licker
    goatish.....................fly-bitten......................fustilarian
    gorbellied.................folly-fallen....................giglet
    impertinent...............fool-born......................gudgeon
    infectious..................full-gorged....................haggard
    jarring......................guts-griping...................harpy
    loggerheaded............half-faced......................hedge-pig
    lumpish.....................hasty-witted..................horn-beast
    mammering...............hedge-born..................hugger-mugger
    mangled....................hell-hated....................jolthead
    mewling.....................idle-headed.................lewdster
    paunchy....................ill-breeding...................lout
    pribbling....................ill-nurtured...................maggot-pie
    puking.......................knotty-pated................malt-worm
    puny.........................milk-livered..................mammet
    quailing.....................motley-minded..............measle
    rank..........................onion-eyed...................minnow
    reeky........................plume-plucked..............miscreant
    roguish......................pottle-deep...................moldwarp
    ruttish........................pox-marked.................mumble-news
    saucy.........................reeling-ripe..................nut-hook
    spleeny......................rough-hewn.................pigeon-egg
    spongy.......................rude-growing...............pignut
    surly..........................rump-fed.....................puttock
    tottering.....................shard-bone..................pumpion
    unmuzzled..................sheep-biting.................ratsbane
    vain...........................spur-galled..................scut
    venomed....................swag-bellied...............skainsmate
    villainous....................tardy-gaited................strumpet
    warped.......................tickle-brained..............varlot
    wayward.....................toad-spotted...............vassal
    weedy.........................unchin-snouted...........whey-face
    yeasty........................weather-bitten.............wagtail
  • deanosrs%s's Photo
    They missed out the best ones... where are Kent's insults to Oswald in King Lear?
  • Jellybones%s's Photo
    I got that on a worksheet last year from my English teacher. It's usefulness is infinite.
  • Cap'n Quack%s's Photo

    I got that on a worksheet last year from my English teacher. It's usefulness is infinite.

    shutup you foot-licking giglet!
  • mantis%s's Photo
    I was gonna make an insult starting with my intials, but there's no O in the last column :(
  • Turtleman%s's Photo
    Old.
  • Micool%s's Photo

    I was gonna make an insult starting with my intials, but there's no O in the last column :(

    I think that makes thee a mammering clay-brained ratsbane!!

    Hey, that's my initials.
  • mantis%s's Photo
    If I use column two instead of three I can get 'you jarring plume-plucked onion'

    I guess.
  • jon%s's Photo
    my username is: jarring onion-eyed nut hook
  • Rage%s's Photo
    You are an artless hedge-born whey face with the intelligence of a loggerheaded milk-livered foot licker!
  • jon%s's Photo
    SILENCE, YOU ERRANT FAT KIDNEYED FLAX WENCH, lol
  • deanosrs%s's Photo
    ^

    base football-player.

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