General Chat / 30 greatest posters of the Modern World

I rely on this place for fun when I don't feel like playing RCT, because I don't have any TV, I don't have a single game console, I don't want to carve my pumpkin, and everything else on the internet sucks. So, when there's nothing fun going on, I make my own fun!

Gentlemen and Gentlemen, I present to you....

The Thirty Greatest Posters of the Modern World (boards)!!

(Member - Join Date (so you can see how much they actually post) - Post countage)

30.PyroPenguin - August 6th, 2002 - 738
Pyro is around a lot but just doesn't post. Really he should be higher on this list, as a mod and the famed "most humourous parkmaker" and all. What a slacker.

29.Themeparkmaster - August 18th, 2002 - 739
You can always count on Themeparkmaster for that quality post now and then. He probably has 5000 lifetime posts here and at the station. Just hangs around.

28.Natelox - August 7th, 2002 - 759
Nate doesn't punctuate sometimes but his posts are usually ALWAYS high quality, if a bit lethal sometimes. I look forward to natelox posts. They are emotional.

27.Andrew - August 10th, 2002 - 765
Andrew's posts are usually quality. Horrible grammar. Doesn't punctuate either. Ever. Sometimes can be very funny, however.

26.rctfan1556 - April 27th, 2003 - 768
What the fuck? Spaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaam police! I'd say 5-10 quality posts. In his park thread.

25.thorpedo2589 - September 21st, 2002 - 808
thorpedo has been my aquaintance for a long time. He's nice, but he's sort of a static character. Posts are average. Usually about RCT though. That's better than average.

24.Fatha' - August 10th, 2002 - 813
Fatha' is supposed to be running this place! What is this? No matter, his posts are usually humorous, and his grammar has improved dramatically. (Or so I've heard. I never was there when it wasn't too good, but I've heard stories. Oh yes. Comparisons to a 15 year old ADD inflicted STD'd girl scout and everything.

23.Butterfinger - August 6th, 2002 - 831
Butterfinger used to participate in very interesting, heated debates. I don't see that anymore. Too bad really. The only member to hold to being non-human his whole career, never admitting otherwise.

22.Caddie Gone Mad - August 7th, 2002 - 859
Caddie Gone Mad has a very good sense of humor, I think, but gets bored after typing a sentence or two. His posts usually seem interesting but turn out useless or boring.

21.Marshy - May 18th, 2003 - 866
Marshy's posts are wildly inconsistent and I'm convinced there are at least 3-4 people typing behind that screenname. He's not entirely stupid, because he got a mod slot at the Station, but honestly I really can't pick anything memorable about his posts out of my brain. He is a frequent visitor to the Ad District, however, and has quite a collection of threads.

20.rctfreak2000 - August 7th, 2002 - 944
Freak is my friend, and a good friend, but honestly he should have recieved asshole of the year. I swear to God if there are any n00bs who want to learn how to to cut down other n00bs and make them slash their wrists, call on Freak and he will shove the technique down your throat. Freak also has a very nice collection of ad district threads. Mind you, most of his projects were finished.

19.sfgadv02 - August 29th, 2002 - 945
sfgadv02's posts are usually average to above average, except for his posts in the MLB thread. What utter shit! How dare he root for the Yankees! Though, I believe he is the only prominent NE member to reside in New York, so, unlike Mick over there, he has half a reason to root for those slimeballs.

18.Prince_Ashitaka - August 6th, 2002 - 945
Ashitaka mostly just glides around these days. Nothing much to say really. Basically short posts. They aren't spam, mostly.

17.Posix - August 7th, 2002 - 972
Posix can really get people into arguments. He knows where he stands and he sticks to it. Never backs down either. Really into the psyche of RCT, which is interesting. I'm afraid if I knock him he'll find a way to ban my ass.

16.Micool - August 6th, 2002 - 992
Whenever they aren't long, my posts suck, frankly. For example, this very one. It only has slight meaning because of its incredible length for being such useless information. # 16 ain't bad though. Maybe some day I will pass x-sector.

15.x-sector - August 9th, 2002 - 1077
x-sector's grammar could use a bit of work. Actually it's really his punctuation that is in trouble. His posts these days are usually focused on cutting himself down.

14.SFK - November 19th, 2002 - 1088
SFK claims he is much too cool for this place. He usually posts about graphics. Kind of interesting the arguments he gets in though. A lot of his posts come in the Graphics team forum.

13.Turtleman - August 10th, 2002 - 1174
Asshole of the year 2003 and banned/blacklisted from nearly everything possible. Yet he keeps on chugging with that post count. Usually he will get into a fight focused on his body fat. Also posts many IM converstations in his thread in the shitpile, which doesn't count towards this list.

12.GigaForce - August 10th, 2002 - 1192
Haven't seen GigaForce around lately. Just kind of...faded away...

11.Coaster Ed - August 7th, 2002 - 1198
Ed may not have the most posts here but he probably has the most words typed. I want to see him do the weekly walkthroughs...they may not be the most humorous but at least they'd be weekly.

10.Blitz-sama - August 8th, 2002 - 1274
Blitz is too far out there in most of his posts. I sometimes wonder if anyone gets his threads about The Supernatural and Haiku and Anime and what not. Sometimes I post with him because I want to feel intellegent.

9.sircursealot - January 4th, 2003 - 1310
I was actually surprised at sircursealot's ranking because it doesn't seem like he posts that much - especially since he joined this year. Well I can relate to the man. Kind of at my level of psyche. Lower than Blitz though, definately.

8.iris - August 6th, 2002 - 1448
Only posts like this.
Usually about very important and bossish issues.
Or cracking down on useless members.
Likes to create anticipation in the community.
(Where the fuck are those 100 rides?!)

7.cg? - August 6th, 2002 - 1507
AKA Chauncey Gardner. Used to post a lot about RCT but mostly uses New Element for his sanctuary to talk about music these days. Loves to debate. Apparently I used to be his bitch. He never told me.

6.Corkscrewed - August 11th, 2002 - 1534
I have had a theory for some time now that through the centuries, Asian immigrants have learned a different usage of the English language. Like you can understand it, but it's incredibly silly. I have proved this through my two Asian friends, and Corky.

5.Mortician - August 18th, 2002 - 1766
Mort likes to post about death metal and gives a lot of praise in the Ad District. I was a bit surprised at him being #5 since he's been relatively computerless for some time now. I guess he used to spam a lot.

4.PymGuy - November 14th, 2002 - 1879
Pym is basically useless. However, 1) He joined on my birthday, and 2) He regularly posts that he "<3's" me. Therefore I say he should be #1 on all lists.

3.QOTSA-2002 - December 28th, 2002 - 1986
QOTSA turned out, after the initial n00b spamming period, followed by one incredibly long paragraphless, meaningless post about the old Dnet, to be a fairly knowlegable guy. Unfortunately he continues to spam quite a bit. Still, he hates the Yankees, so he can't be all bad.

2.Glitchwolf - October 2nd, 2002 - 2770
Glitch is gone, sadly. Actually started to play RCT lately. Wasn't too bad, either. Made nice graphics. The only person who could keep SFK quiet. Quite an ass sometimes, but only sometimes.

1.mantis - August 7th, 2002 - 3190
mantis is probably the most versatile poster in the whole community. I have been theorizing for a while and I think I've discovered the reason for his unnaturally high post count. He would probably be about #6 or #7 if the "What are you listening to right now" thread were to be accidentally deleted. Still, he's very intelligent, occasionally uses exceptionally good grammar, and constantly uses wonderful little British catch phrases that I normally only get to hear in old Monty Python's flying circus videos. Also posts a lot in the Ad District. Gives a lot of advice. Puts up with n00bs. I must say though, he isn't a very good sn00b.

The numbers ought to be off within minutes. It'll be a nice keepsake though.

Like: "Look! That was before I had 1000 posts! Now I have 4000 OMG!!!" and etc.

...I actually made top 10?


I'm thinking maybe I should cut down...

Games & Polls posts don't count

This one does though *blushes*.

i guess i post alot

Yay! I'm number 13! My most favorite number!

Turtleman

3.QOTSA-2002 - December 28th, 2002 - 1986       
QOTSA turned out, after the initial n00b spamming period, followed by one incredibly long paragraphless, meaningless post about the old Dnet, to be a fairly knowlegable guy. Unfortunately he continues to spam quite a bit. Still, he hates the Yankees, so he can't be all bad.

Me? Spam?
I can't fathom such a thought.

But seriously. It was after one incredibly long, paragraphless post about my former identity at the Dent. You know, the one where I talked about being completely different online for no apparent reason, and how I used to be cool and everything under previous monikers such as Tyler24 and Prankstah, and then I decided to be stupid and I went the pissy-douchebag route you see today. PymGuy ripped this post off mere days ago. And still had the audacity to drag me into his little pissfest with mantis later on.

He's mean.

But anyway. The big long, paragraphless post about Dent itself came later. During the RC Craze period, actually. That wasn't too long ago.

I should stop moaning. Micool thinks I'm the 3rd best poster everest. You sure are silly, Micool.

Wow, 9. I surprise myself sometimes.

Ass.

Static character..hmmm..

Anyways, 25 is my favorite number, and as far as I'm concerned, that isn't bad at all. Booya.

you're all idiots if you think this ranking was based on micools thoughts.
It's about who has the most posts, really.
Although, post count doesn't really account for a fucking great personality.

you're all idiots if you think this ranking was based on micools thoughts.
It's about who has the most posts, really.
Although, post count doesn't really account for a fucking great personality.

agreed

and if it bother people that i don't puntuate, or capitalize, or anything, I can change that

i just find it unnecessary on an online forum

I think Micool was trying to exercise his right to a sense of humour with the whole list thing...


(PS Nate...it's based on post count...)

lol. Nice list. Everything is perfect, esspically the iris write up. I would put coasterEd a little higher, all his mini novels have to be worth more than 11th.

Chck out the Overall Top 10 Posters Nate. Micool wasn't ranking people, he was taking the list of people with the most posts and writing comments about them. I appreciate the support anyway.

I have to admit something. Sometimes I go back and re-read some of my old 'mini novels'. Yes, I'm ashamed of myself. Seriously though, I have to read what I've written sometimes to confirm my own thoughts. I just can't seem to make sense of my thoughts until I write them down.

lol. oops. Oh well, write more novels

...worth more than 11th.

... dear god.

Damn. I'm the 6th most active poster here??? *cries*

yes corky... we are sad.
*jumps off a cliff*

19.sfgadv02 - August 29th, 2002 - 945
sfgadv02's posts are usually average to above average, except for his posts in the MLB thread. What utter shit! How dare he root for the Yankees! Though, I believe he is the only prominent NE member to reside in New York, so, unlike Mick over there, he has half a reason to root for those slimeballs.

I live in new york, but i still hate the yankees. I just root for anyone who is against them, cuz the mets will never hav a chance.

15.x-sector - August 9th, 2002 - 1077      
x-sector's grammar could use a bit of work. Actually it's really his punctuation that is in trouble. His posts these days are usually focused on cutting himself down.

woo hoo. Number 15

Your description is correct about me but who cares I hate writing, Thats why I study art.

Pretty cool idea Micool, death metal does have to come in nearly every post of mine. If not my sig shows a sign anyway

Just a random thought, SFK I fucking love your new sig and avatar, good job.