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SU182, you fountain of all knowledge you...

... I was wondering, what have you done with Corkscrewed? Is he alive?


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HAHAHAHA!!! THAT WAS SO FUNNY!!!!

CONGRATS! YOU GET A COOKIE FOR PICKING OUT THE OBVIOUS!!!!

This is a total lolocaust.

I've got a big problem:

My girlfriend's Jewish.

THEN MAKE SURE YOU ARE NOT CIRCUMCISED. IF YOU ARE, THEN USE A FORESKIN PROSTHETIC!

So, if I'm playing rugby with a guy, and a I tackle him, and then I get an erection, that doesn't make me gay, does it?

wasnt it last year almost the same?

I was supposed to be admined last year, but, err, I forgot to sign on.

THIS YEAR IS JUST SUPPOSED TO BE SUPER OVER THE TOP. I TONED IT DOWN BECAUSE YEAH, YOU'RE RIGHT.

NO. HE IS THE GAY ONE AND HE IS TRYING TO HIT ON YOU.

You know what would have made a really FUNNY April Fools joke?
If Iris pretended to get into another car accident, and got people to donate, before saying PSYCHE NIGGAS.

I'd totally LOL.
Then I'd kill him, of course.

ACTUALLY, I CRASHED INTO IRIS AND TOOK HIM OUT. HE IS IN THE HOSPITAL NOW.

I've got a lump in my breast. What do I do.

CUT IT OUT. I HEAR JAPAN MAKES VERY GOOD KNIVES.

I USED TO BE A LAWYER. GOODNIGHT EVERYONE! GOOD TO BE BACK, AMERICA!!!

I need a piss but I'm too depressed to walk. Should I just go right here?

YES. BUT MAKE SURE YOU HAVE PLENTY OF BOUNTY PAPER TOWELS, BECAUSE THEY SOAK UP THE LIQUID THE BEST!

Seriously, though. I'm hurting so much. Someone help me. Please. Anyone.

OKAY. YOU'RE SO COOL! HOPE THAT MAKES YOU FEEL BETTER INSIDE!

No. It means nothing. Because you mean nothing. I don't respect you so your respect means shit to me. That's the problem. I can't respect anyone.
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