General Chat / Joke of the Dat#3

The rating stuff was consuming too much time so here it is:

Three men who were lost in the forest were captured by
cannibals. The cannibal king told the prisoners that they could
live if they pass a trial. The first step of the trial was to go
to the forest and get ten pieces of the same kind of fruit. So
all three men went separate ways to gather fruits.

The first one came back and said to the king, "I brought ten
apples." The king then explained the trial to him. "You have to
shove the fruits up your butt without any expression on your
face or you'll be eaten."

The first apple went in... but on the second one he winced out
in pain, so he was killed.

The second one arrived and showed the king ten berries. When the
king explained the trial to him he thought to himself that this
should be easy. 1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8... and on the
ninth berry he burst out in laughter and was killed.

The first guy and the second guy met in heaven. The first one
asked, "Why did you laugh, you almost got away with it?" The
second one replied, "I couldn't help it, I saw the third guy
coming with pineapples."

Not the best but I already wasted the best on the last 2.



~Dragon ~

Ok, the joke wasn't funny but the fact that you typed 'Dat' instead of day is hilarious!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

*Points and laughs*

Ok, the joke wasn't funny but the fact that you typed 'Dat' instead of day is hilarious!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

*Points and laughs*

well I have no more jokes to offer you but heres a bit of irony to keep you busy:

The respiratory disease SARS has killed 30 people in Hong Kong and infected over 1,000. Consequently, the Hong Kong Tourism Board has dropped its new advertising slogan: "Hong Kong will take your breath away!" and replaced it with "There's no place like Hong Kong."

True story.


~Dragon ~

well I have no more jokes to offer you but heres a bit of irony to keep you busy:

The respiratory disease SARS has killed 30 people in Hong Kong and infected over 1,000. Consequently, the Hong Kong Tourism Board has dropped its new advertising slogan: "Hong Kong will take your breath away!" and replaced it with "There's no place like Hong Kong."

True story.


~Dragon ~

LOL, that slogan was kind of ironic really.

But, on a serious note this SARS thing is not getting enough news coverage due to the war, it really needs to be bought to light a lot more.

I already knew that one. The only difference was that the 1st person was Dutch, the second French, and the thrid German....

It some how figures the third would be German, no just kidding, Germany's cool.

~Dragon ~

Again, I know a different version of that, where the sticking things up your butt is called Malmo. It was from one very funny episode of The League of Gentlemen. God bless Royston Vasey!

I dunno if it was as good as the Mrs Jones, but that still cracked me up.

Wasn't great, really.

It was kind of funney.

Ive heard a billion versions of that. This one wasnt so funny. I want more though, keep em coming.

OMFG!! I fell out of my chair laughing!! I could not imagine sticking pineapples up your butt. ouch


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