General Chat / Great, Stupid, and otherwise Amazing Songs

I think if anyone knows a truly funny, or simply amazing song, they need to share the title with us. Please don't try to convert us to your music cults. Coasterct Nick, I don't want to hear another word about Kataclysm, or any other of your Black Metal bands. We all know. ;-)

The first is called Ca Plane Pour Moi by Plastic Bertrand. The local radio station actually played this song on the air. I'm not sure how popular it is, and I have no idea what these Frenchies are trying to communicate to me, but it's hilarious.

This is all I can find out about what the lyrics mean:

[font="Impact"]Wham bang my cat "Splash" gite on my bed has food His language while drinking too my whysky When has me not
very slept empty bullies I HAVE of the to sleep in the goutiere Oil I have a flash ouh ouh ouh. In 4 colors
go op a morning A louloute is v'nue at my place Poupee of cellophane hairs Chinese

Sparadrap a hangover drank my biere in a big glass in rubber (Ouh ouh ouh) as an Indian one in his igloo

Ca glides for me ca glides for me

Me me me me ca glides for me (Ouh ouh ouh) ca glides for me

Go hop the which mama which panard vibration to send itself on the doormat files ruins empties fills You are
the king of the divan that she says me while passing (Ouh Ouh Quh) I'm the king of the say - van

Ca glides p6ur May ca gleans gour me. . .

Go hop occupy you you t'inquietes touch not my planete It's not today that the sky will fall for me on the
tete And that the glue will lack me (Ouh Ouh Ouh) ca glides for me

Ca glides for me ca glides for me. . .

Go hop my nana is itself tiree is itself barree at last this is laughs has all breaks the evier the bar
leaving Me only as a big idiot (Ouh Ouh Ouh) the foot in the dish

Ca glides for me ca glides for me. . . [/font]

Go figure. I wonder if they know what they're saying...

Lucky you were born that far away
So we could both make fun of distance
Lucky that I love a foreign land for
The lucky fact of your existence
Baby I would climb the Andes solely
To count the freckles on your body
Never could imagine there were only
Ten million ways to love somebody

Le ro lo le lo le,
Le ro lo le lo le
Can't you see...I'm at your feet

Whenever, wherever
We're meant to be together
I'll be there and you'll be near
And that's the deal my dear
Thereover, hereunder,
You'll never have to wonder
We can always play by ear
and that's the deal my dear

Lucky that my lips not only mumble
They spill kisses like a fountain
Lucky that my breasts are small and humble
So you don't confuse them with mountains
Lucky I have strong legs like my mother
To run for cover when I need it
And these two eyes that for no other
The day you leave will cry a river

Le ro lo le lo le,
Le ro lo le lo le
At your feet, I'm at your feet

Whenever, Wherever
We're meant to be together
I'll be there and you'll be near
And that's the deal my dear
Thereover, hereunder
You'll never have to wonder
We can always play by ear
But that's the deal my dear

Le ro lo le lo le,
Le ro lo le lo le
We can fly, say it again

Lo ro lo le lo le lo le

Tell me one more time
That you'll live
Lost in my eyes

Whenever, wherever
We're meant to be together
I'll be there and you'll be near
And that's the deal my dear
Thereover hereunder,
You've got me head over heels
There's nothing left to fear
If you really feel the way I feel

Whenever, wherever
We're meant to be together
I'll be there and you'll be near
And that's the deal my dear
They're over, you're under
You've got me head over heels
There's nothing left to fear
If you really feel the way I feel

Shakira is a genius.

Lucky that my lips not only mumble
They spill kisses like a fountain
Lucky that my breasts are small and humble
So you don't confuse them with mountains
Lucky I have strong legs like my mother
To run for cover when I need it
And these two eyes that for no other
The day you leave will cry a river

How cool is that verse...

But do you really think she wrote that?

Bloodhound Gang - Mope

Stupidity at its finest. And, it samples both "Rock Me Amadeus" and "Relax". So there.

Everyone should listen to Simarik by Tarkan. He is a Turkish Pop star, and his songs are fantastic because they all sound really ethnic and well, different! If there are any Holly Valence fans here, they will know this song....it is the original to her "Kiss kiss" song, and is far superior.

Download this song now. It is fun!

MWAH!!

Today's song: Going the Distance by Cake.

About a psycho Car Racer dude.

This is from this really stupid song about a priceless ming vase:

I know the pieces fit cuz I watched them fall away
Mildewed and smoldering. Fundamental differing.
Pure intention juxtaposed will set two lovers souls in motion
Disintegrating as it goes testing our communication
The light that fueled our fire then has burned a hole between us so
We cannot see to reach an end crippling our communication.
I know the pieces fit cuz I watched them tumble down
No fault, none to blame it doesn't mean I don't desire to
Point the finger, blame the other, watch the temple topple over.
To bring the pieces back together, rediscover communication
The poetry that comes from the squaring off between,
And the circling is worth it.
Finding beauty in the dissonance.
There was a time that the pieces fit, but I watched them fall away.
Mildewed and smoldering, strangled by our coveting
I've done the math enough to know the dangers of our second guessing
Doomed to crumble unless we grow, and strengthen our communication.
Cold silence has a tendency to atrophy any
Sense of compassion
Between supposed lovers/brothers

Fucking worthless.

Well this isnt FUNNY but its a transcript of a phone call made from a guy to a radio station who supposively worked at Area 51, and reveiled some "secrets" about it, pretty interesting

""I, I don't have a whole lot of time.
Um, OK, I'm a former employee of Area 51.
I, I was let go on a medical discharge about a week ago and, and...
[chokes] I've kind of been running across the country.
Damn, I don't know where to start, they're,
they're gonna, um, they'll triangulate on this position really soon.

OK, um, um, OK,
what we're thinking of as, as aliens,
they're extradimensional beings,
that, an earlier precursor of the, um, space program they made contact with.
They are not what they claim to be.
Uh, they've infiltrated a, a lot of aspects of, of, of the military establishment,
particularly the Area 51.

The disasters that are coming, they, the military,
I'm sorry, the government knows about them.
And there's a lot of safe areas in this world that they could begin moving
the population to now. They are not!
They want those major population centers wiped out so that the few
that are left will be more easily controllable."

This is from this really stupid song about a priceless ming vase:

I know the pieces fit cuz I watched them fall away
Mildewed and smoldering. Fundamental differing.
Pure intention juxtaposed will set two lovers souls in motion
Disintegrating as it goes testing our communication
The light that fueled our fire then has burned a hole between us so
We cannot see to reach an end crippling our communication.
I know the pieces fit cuz I watched them tumble down
No fault, none to blame it doesn't mean I don't desire to
Point the finger, blame the other, watch the temple topple over.
To bring the pieces back together, rediscover communication
The poetry that comes from the squaring off between,
And the circling is worth it.
Finding beauty in the dissonance.
There was a time that the pieces fit, but I watched them fall away.
Mildewed and smoldering, strangled by our coveting
I've done the math enough to know the dangers of our second guessing
Doomed to crumble unless we grow, and strengthen our communication.
Cold silence has a tendency to atrophy any
Sense of compassion
Between supposed lovers/brothers

Fucking worthless.

Git: You are so fucking predictable.

Spiderman: The song you are thinking of is "Faaip De Oiad", samples a call to the Art Bell show, and is by Git's favourite band in the world, the almighty Tool.

Git: You are so fucking predictable.

True. But you love it, baby.
Anyway. Faaip De Oaid scares the fuck out of me, for some reason. I have no idea why. I just piss myself everytime I hear it.

Time for some quotes:

"I doubt anybody who truly enjoys Tool, has heard much more in the way of good music than an *Nsync fan. Of course, anybody who knows *Nsync fans, knows the amount of good music they've heard is small, if existant at all."
-Gardner

Almost as good as Ty's "Music is for retards", man. Priceless.

"In my view tool is a lack-luster rock band, fueled by anti-social, overly depressed, human beings, with a strange obsession. They all seem to want to be composers for the scariest, and worste, symphony ever created. They've made a career out of pretension, not "selling out", and being, well, sad."
-Gardner

Swell.

The funny thing is, reading this post back, I can't really tell where I'm being sarcastic and where I'm not. Maybe I really do think that Tool are nothing other than pretentious, talentless fags.
Who knows?

PS: Schism sucks.

(I've now had to write this post three times because of the shitty server. Just a note.)

Gardner dislikes anything that isn't extremely obscure or isn't fucked-up jazz by a psycho who thought he was from outer space. And, he's the only one besides Duke who still has a hard-on for Madonna. Her music, that is.

Tool is a much better band than any of you pretentious (Why is that word being thrown around today?) fucks want to give them credit for. They have much deeper instrumentation than any other metal band out there right now. Their music is anti-social depression music, but it's no teen-angst anthemic music. And they certainly are not as simple as Nsync. That comment is flat ignorant.

PS: Schism rocks.

Calm down, QOTSA. Don't let that angry erection get the better of you. Whack it. Don't go hatin' on Gardner just because space is the place, man. Otherwise it'll all come down. No need to develop a crown of negativity. Take some anger management courses, or some shit.
Just don't go blaming the other, pointing the finger.

Man, I'm good.

But not really.

Their music is anti-social depression music

I have yet to hear a depressing Tool song. Except for Schism, which makes me want to shoot myself.
But Gardner thinks everything is depressing. Fight Club.... Tool... It's crazy.

Anyway. I love Tool, don't make any mistake about it. I dig their overlong songs, their pretentious attitude, their DEEP lyrics about bricklaying....
I just can't say I like anything without kicking the shit out of it at the same time, just to confuse people.

Sarcasm aside, Third Eye is fucking brilliant. Gardner can bite my bender if he disagrees.

PS: Tool fans are a lot of fun to fuck with. You should try it sometime.

The Forces of Evil song Angry Anthem #347 gives me a lil' chuckle type thing.

Ok. I could start disseminating Forces of Evil propaganda type stuff, but I'm too lazy. Lazy is me.

Calm down, QOTSA. Don't let that angry erection get the better of you. Whack it. Don't go hatin' on Gardner just because space is the place, man. Otherwise it'll all come down. No need to develop a crown of negativity. Take some anger management courses, or some shit.
Just don't go blaming the other, pointing the finger.

I wasn't angry. I don't think so, anyway...Oh shit, I'm turning into a teen angster.

Nice pun, by the way. Almost.

I have yet to hear a depressing Tool song. Except for Schism, which makes me want to shoot myself.
But Gardner thinks everything is depressing. Fight Club.... Tool... It's crazy.

A lot of their songs are somewhat depressing in a surreal type way. I think.

Sarcasm aside, Third Eye is fucking brilliant. Gardner can bite my bender if he disagrees.

Agreed. 'Third Eye' is probably my favourite song of all time. Gardner can bite someone else's bender if he disagrees. Not mine, though.

PS: Tool fans are a lot of fun to fuck with. You should try it sometime.

But they're all scary goth people who might put a curse on me or something.

Sarcasm aside, Third Eye is fucking brilliant. Gardner can bite my bender if he disagrees.

PS: Tool fans are a lot of fun to fuck with. You should try it sometime.

Third Eye is easily my favorite Tool song. Its hard to describe why I like it so I will just say that its good. But anyways, Opiate is a good song as well. The Grudge is the best song off of Lateralus. I don't care what anyone says.

PS: Tool fans are easy to fuck with because we like it soooo much.

Any Sikth stuff.

Suchthefool

or Zero Cipher

Zero Cipher

PS:  Tool fans are easy to fuck with because we like it soooo  much.

Um, what?

Um, what?

Haha, I sounded like a retard there. Anyways, what I meant to say was that Tool fans are easy to fuck with because we love the music so much that if anyone says anything negative about it we take it personally. I hope thats clear enough to understand now.

I see. I also agree totally. I mean, Tool is a part of me. If I ever scratch a Tool CD, I go into cardiac arrest. Trust me, it's happened.

Um, what?

up the ass.