General Chat / NE's Great Shower Survey

  • 17-January 15

Do you shower?

How often do you shower?

When do you preferably take a shower?

Do you prefer to take showers or baths?

Do you piss in the shower?

What's the most embarrassing thing that has ever happened to you in the shower?

Shotguns would like to know if you masturbate under the shower. So, do you?

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  • Liampie%s's Photo
    Netherlands Liampie Offline

    Hey NE! It's time for another great survey! This time it's about showering! Please participate!

    Previous Great Surveys:
    NE's Great Sexuality Survey (May 2011)
    NE's Great Residential Survey (October 2012)
    NE's not-so-great phone survey (March 2013)

    posted 9 years ago
  • Faas%s's Photo
    Netherlands Faas Offline
    I prefer to sprint into the shower as soon as my alarm clock goes of, instantly waking up and never oversleeping.
    posted 9 years ago
  • Poke%s's Photo
    United Kingdom Poke Offline

    I used to pee in the shower. It was liberating.

    posted 9 years ago
  • Xeccah%s's Photo
    United States Xeccah Offline
    >not including a fap question
    posted 9 years ago
  • Liampie%s's Photo
    Netherlands Liampie Offline

    >not including a fap question

     

    Look again

    posted 9 years ago
  • Coasterbill%s's Photo
    United States Coasterbill Offline

    This thread is amazing.

    posted 9 years ago
  • Ling%s's Photo
    United States Ling Offline

    >Do you shower?

    >Yes (18 votes)
    >No (1 vote)

    I'm slightly concerned about this community.

    posted 9 years ago
  • FK+Coastermind%s's Photo
    United States FK+Coastermind Offline

    Didn't vote before the masturbatory question, so i'll just put my own answer here:

     

    Shotguns would like to know if you masturbate under the shower. So, do you?

     

    -As a single adult male over 21 years, i no longer masturbate in the shower, as i have an entire apartment to dedicate to that endeavor, proudly, tenderly, and occasionally, vigorously.

     

    In addition, i would like to provide additional information to my answer to this question:

     

    Do you piss in the shower?

     

    Why yes, when the need takes me. You see, the concept of a shower is to bathe or remove filth, of any kind, from the human body by means of water. As i classify human urine as a filth i would like to remove from my human body, along with sweat, dirt, and many far more disgusting particles and substances, i gladly urinate in the shower when i see necessary.

    posted 9 years ago
  • Airtime%s's Photo
    Airtime Offline

    Another hilarious topic  :lol:

    posted 9 years ago
  • Xeccah%s's Photo
    United States Xeccah Offline

    liam is a real G, man

     

    i demand to know the guy who said he prefered baths though

    i only do whenever i'm sick, but that's like never

    posted 9 years ago
  • csw%s's Photo
    United States csw Offline

    Baths are much more relaxing, but I never have the time. 

    posted 9 years ago
  • robbie92%s's Photo
    United Kingdom robbie92 Offline

    I named the shower head Ronny92. Feels more personal to me that way.

    posted 9 years ago
  • Austin55%s's Photo
    United States Austin55 Offline

    Like roller coasters, showers need good flow. What sort of does your shower have/give?

    posted 9 years ago
  • Lotte%s's Photo
    Netherlands Lotte Offline

    looks like i'm not the only one who answered this as a joke by voting no on the shower question, afterall there's 32 people claiming they do shower ;)

    posted 9 years ago
  • Xeccah%s's Photo
    United States Xeccah Offline

    If your showerhead gives you anal, is it a bidet?

    posted 9 years ago

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