H2H7 / H2H7 hype/speculation thread

i guess if you give someone a percentage when they didn't build on it that's a bit like lip syncing?

Why would I build a Britney park? It's all about the Bey <3

LOUÍS: The Visual Park

Why would I build a Britney park? It's all about the Bey <3

 

 

DAMMIT LOUIS NOW WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO FOR FINALS

Me I Am Louis: The Elusive Admin

I'm imagining it now:

Pop park!

featuring

 

Dueling steel coasters: Britney vs. Xtina. Xtina crashes into a Lotus and Britney's returns to her mental hospital station.

 

Gaga - 4D vertical drop coaster into a black hole and never comes out.

 

Madonna - antique car ride going 5 mph through spread-eagle legs and buxom sculpture park.

 

Katy Perry - basic Boomerang model in candyland colors.

 

Taylor Swift - Country wooden coaster but with pop-steel tracks ala The New Texas Giant. Most popular ride in the park.

 

Adele - Massive Perilous Plunge splash ride.

 

Kesha - vandalized Crooked house.

 

This is so bad

Michael Jackson - backwards coaster, painful to make the riders go "OW!"

:/

The Madonna and Katy ones have me cackling. Let's be real, though, the star of a Katy Perry coaster would be a nice large set of double loops.

I'm already making a muffin recipe park.  Don't tempt me.

Avanine and Robbie, you guys are killer me! xD

If we are going to have a Katy Perry boob coaster, we gotta have a J-Lo butt coaster. Though J-Lo's coaster can be a little more half-assed (OHOHOHOHOHOHOH)

fk are you backwards santa?

If we are going to have a Katy Perry boob coaster, we gotta have a J-Lo butt coaster. Though J-Lo's coaster can be a little more half-assed (OHOHOHOHOHOHOH)

 

 

Should probably be more full-assed than anything

fk are you backwards santa?

 

 

Fuckin LOL.

I'm 73% sure the Robber Morons are building exclusively Six Flags parks, and that they're planning to present Astroworld and Elitch Gardens for semis/finals.

I've heard that the Manual Laborers are building a Kim Jong Il Park v2.

Kim Jong Un present to his people park:

 

- shamefull display (GreatCoastersNorth-Korea)

 

- glorious north vs. traiterous south

 

- Pierrot's ride of wonders

It's more or less based on "the Interview". 

i'd love to see all the korean parkmakers get together and make a north korea park