General Chat / Ring Ring!

My phone is just so high-tech, that the government hasn't released it yet to the public...

I have no cellphone.
I have no friends.
I have no money.

I can live without these things only because I've never lived with them.
Fuck cellphones.
Why the fuck would I need a cellphone? So the assholes I hate (and who love me) can call me as I am making love to two hot chicks (which I do, often)?
No.
The thing with technology is that you don't fucking realise you need it until you have it. Another fucking electronic annoyance plugging me into a world I want desperately to blow up.
If I want to talk to anyone, I will go to a phone booth.

Don't call me. I'll call you.

Disconnect us all.

Celular phones are the bane of my existance. Seriously. Why the fuck does some one need to get a hold of you at any and all times? I mean, do they really need to call you while you're at the super market to ask where the remote control for the television is? All these young chicks with the "mobiles". What the fuck. When they are bored, they call random people just so they can hear themselves talk. Honest to God, it's retarded.

My celular phone is of the Nokia variety. You know. That one that every dipshit has.

That's funny.

But the editing is blantantly obvious.

I got this today:



My first phone!

Cool.

I've got to say that it looks really good for such a cheap phone.

I hate Europeans and all their cool phones. Congrats on the first phone Mantis. Is that the color you got?

Heh, that's the standard colour...i'm too cheap to buy a cover and i like that colour anyway.

But I don't care if it looks like it's got shock absorbers It's a phone and it does texts and everything!

*kid in a sweetshop*