General Chat / LITTLE JONNY'S

Little jonny was 6 years old and like other boys his age rather curious.
He
had been hearing quite a bit about 'Doing it' from the older boys, and he
wondered what it was and how it was done. One day he took his question
to his crazy Uncle Tom, who became rather flustered. Instead of explaining things to Johnny,
he told him to hide behind the curtains one night and watch his older sister
and her boyfriend. This he did. The following morning, Johnny described
EVERYTHING to his Uncle.

"Sis and her boyfriend sat and talked for a while,
then he turned off most of the lights. Then he started kissing and hugging
her. I figured 'Sis must be getting sick, because her face started looking
funny. He must have thought so too, because he put his hand inside her blouse
to feel her heart, just the way the doctor would. Except he's not as smart
as the doctor because he seemed to have trouble finding her heart. I guess
he was getting sick too, because pretty soon both of them started panting
and getting all out of breath. His other hand must have been cold because he
put it under her skirt. About this time 'Sis got worse and began to moan and
sigh and squirm around and slide down toward the end of the couch. This was
whenher fever started. I knew it was a fever, because Sis told him she felt
really hot. Finally, I found out what was making them so sick-a snake ;had
gotten inside his pants somehow. It just jumped out of his pants and stood
there, about 10 inches long, honest, anyway he grabbed it in one hand to
keep it from getting away. When Sis saw it, she got really scared-her eyes
got big, and her mouth fell open, and she started calling out to God and
stuff like that. She said it was the biggest one she's ever seen; I should
tell her about the ones down at the lake by our house! Anyway, Sis got brave
and tried to kill the snake by biting its head off. All of a sudden she grabbed
it with both hands and held it tight while he took a muzzle out of his
pocket and slipped it over the snakes's head to keep it from biting again. Sis
lay back and spread her legs so she could get a scissor-lock on it and he
helped by lying on top of the snake. The snake put up a hell of a fight. Sis
started groaning and squealing and her boyfriend almost upset the couch. I
guess they wanted to kill the snake by squashing it between them. After a while
they both quit moving and gave a great sigh. Her boyfriend got up, and sure
enough, they killed the snake. I knew because it just hung there, limp, and
some of its insides were hanging out. Sis and her boyfriend were a little
tired from the battle, but they went back to fighting anyway. He started
hugging and kissing her again. By golly, the snake wasn't dead! It jumped
straight up and started to fight again. I guess snakes are like cats- they have
nine lives or something. This time, Sis jumped up and tried to kill it by
sitting on it. After about a 35 minute struggle, they finally killed the snake.
I knew it was dead, because I saw Sis's boyfriend peel its skin off and flush
it down the toilet."

that's my jonny

Ah thank you....

...
What is this shit.

little johhny is a fucken pervert.

honestly - thats not humerous AT all...