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"Do you want top or bottom?"

"I have a really tiny penis."

Hehe.. Some dumbass on Blind Date said that, the whole date he was comparing things with the size of his penis.

HEY, YOU CAN'T POST TWICE IN A ROW, BUDDY!

Edited by QOTSA-2002, 23 January 2004 - 03:03 PM.

"Im extremely fertile"

So how far along are you with your pregnancy?

LMAO! These are great guys! Looks like every except HPG gets the game...

Anyway, keep this up. These are priceless!


New Scene:

Things you shouldn't do or say on a crowded elevator.

"Sometimes when I'm around people, the voices get angry"

*whispering, The Sixth Sense style*
"I see fat people!"

"Yep. First day on parole!"

"I get Homicidal in crowded places."

Practice light gymnastics.

Fart.

Make pinging noises when the door opens.

LOKI: Our last four days on earth. If I had a dick, I'd go get laid. But we can do the next best thing.

BARTLEBY: What's that?

LOKI: Let's kill people. (woman reacts) Oh not you!

Tell people about your highly contageous genital rash.

"I'm horny"


Good movie, mantis.

*stand facing corner polishing belt buckle*

Produce a high pitched screaming noise deafening most people around you.

"Does this look infected?"

"They said that my SARS is very contaigous but what do they know? They're only docters!"

"Hello Clarice."