Birthday Topic Forum / K0NG

  • 05-December 10
  • K0NG%s's Photo
    United States K0NG Offline
    Love me, hate me, use me and abuse me, shuck me-suck me-eat me raw. Celebrate the greatness that is me. Tell a friend about me (but only the good stuff). Ask questions that only I know the answer to. Admire me, despise me, worship me and call me master. Run me up the flagpole and get the fuck out the way before gravity takes it's toll on the both of us. Argue with me...then admit that it was all just a ruse so that we could kiss and make up. Cook me dinner and tell me about the cyanide later. Get me drunk and take advantage of me. Throw me over your shoulder like a continental soldier as your ears hang low. River me with that 5th spade with 2-7 hole cards. Admire my screens while simultaneously realizing that I'll never finish a fucking thing until hell freezes over. Pull my finger.....

    But don't forget my motherfucking birthday....God only knows how many of these I got left in me.
    posted 13 years ago
  • Coupon%s's Photo
    United States Coupon Offline
    Happy birthday K0NG!
    :birthday:
    posted 13 years ago
  • In:Cities%s's Photo
    United States In:Cities Offline
    happy 64th birthday you old dick<3

    :batman:
    posted 13 years ago
  • Austin55%s's Photo
    United States Austin55 Offline
    I fear you K0NG, and for this I will wish you a happy birthday.
    posted 13 years ago
  • BelgianGuy%s's Photo
    Belgium BelgianGuy Offline
    Congrats man, I hope you had a good one...
    posted 13 years ago
  • Liampie%s's Photo
    Netherlands Liampie Offline
    That post was so beautiful! :'(



    Happy birthday. :mantis:
    posted 13 years ago
  • F0ndue%s's Photo
    United States F0ndue Offline
    Happy Birthday and thanks for all the help! :birthday:
    posted 13 years ago
  • Cena%s's Photo
    Netherlands Cena Offline
    'Ask questions that only I know the answer to.'

    Okay, my question: When do you leave this forums?








    Haha, just kidding, congratulations with your birthday, grandfather of RCT!
    posted 13 years ago
  • turbin3%s's Photo
    Korea, Republic of turbin3 Offline
    :mantis:
    posted 13 years ago
  • Casimir%s's Photo
    Germany Casimir Offline
    Happy Birthday, Kong! =)
    posted 13 years ago
  • That Guy%s's Photo
    United States That Guy Offline
    I feel very persuaded. Happy birthday. :party:
    posted 13 years ago
  • tdub96%s's Photo
    tdub96 Offline
    Happy birthday dude :mantis:
    posted 13 years ago
  • SSSammy%s's Photo
    United Kingdom SSSammy Offline
    you're old.









    happy birthday uncle k0ng.
    posted 13 years ago
  • Jaguar%s's Photo
    United States Jaguar Offline

    That post was so beautiful! :'(



    Happy birthday. :mantis:

    posted 13 years ago
  • RCTNW%s's Photo
    United States RCTNW Offline
    Post of the year!

    Happy birthday you old fuck! :birthday:
    posted 13 years ago
  • Dotrobot%s's Photo
    United States Dotrobot Offline
    happy birthday master.

    -Carl
    posted 13 years ago
  • Luketh%s's Photo
    United States Luketh Offline
    Your selfish and uncaring attitude is an example for us all; we all aspire to be you, great ape of goodness! Bestow upon New Element your blessings on this day, the day of your birth so many years ago! We celebrate your godliness and good health master K0NG! HAIL!


    Ok, I'm done with my sarcastic moment. Have a good one, Groucho. :)
    posted 13 years ago
  • robbie92%s's Photo
    United Kingdom robbie92 Offline
    Happy Birthday, dude. Go spend quality time with the wife and kids, get drunk, and play a lil' RCT, no matter what order! Here's to many more years of K0NG!

    :mantis:
    posted 13 years ago
  • Splitvision%s's Photo
    Sweden Splitvision Online
    ^I'd say in the order you wrote em'. In sweden people retire at the age of 65, I hope we have a lot more than one year of RCT creations from you ahead of us. You bring attitude, humour and quality to this site. Have a great birthday you monkey.
    posted 13 years ago
  • K0NG%s's Photo
    United States K0NG Offline
    I'm not 64. But, will ya still need me, will ya still feed me when I am?
    posted 13 years ago

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