General Chat / Van Chelsea: An NE Movie

I wasn't in it? what has this world come to? nah jp i read the entire thing and it was hillarious, this is the most reading i have done in 5 years

From the way you post, we could tell.

You should have made Kumba and Jess just start fucking on Chelsea's grave, right there.  That would have kicked ass.

Besides that, though, classic shit, Corky. A much better ending than Outlaw's when Guljam just killed everyone randomly and without reason.  Fucking hilarious.  Even putting the smash the penguin game to good use!  And I am normally opposed to penguin cruelty.  The fact that you remember all the Power Ranger chant things though, that's worrying.  We know what you watch when no one's looking, Corky.

PS- What would a fight between gays be called?  Catfight doesn't quite work I don't think.

oh good question...

Queenfight works for me, though =P

The Power Slayer scene was great, not to mention all of the other battle scenes incorperated in the other chapters(or scenes) of the movie. The ending was pretty good too. Wasn't quite expecting that. Anyways....


Bravo!

thats great..so, your gonna direct the next one. How bout i produce, or help write cork?

God that is fucked up. Great ending though, I love all that supid shit; even me being the biggest idiot of the whole thing. I'll have you know that I am far more mature than that. Not to say I'm mature or anything, however I'm older than 12, take not of that for the next movie.

I still love alot of the shit though. Kumba was great in the last part, the stupid comments kept pouring from Van Chelsea right up to the end of this meager life. Entertaining stuff.

Hey, is this like, a battle, or somethin?

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My character was sweet.

Mine was sweeter.

Check that, mine was the sweetest.
Probably sweet enough for member title material, eh cork?

Hey, you want a change, I'll be glad to help ya out. You are, after all, on my Cool List.


Anyway, for the sake of future improvement and for further feedback, please fill out the following questionaire. Thank you very much for reading the movie, and perhaps in a few months, I'll regain enough energy (trust me, this was rather exhausting) to write another movie. Thanks for the wonderful comments! They're a great ego lift.


You are allowed to have repeat answers for similar categories.

Favorite Character:
Funniest Character:
Favorite/Funniest Quote(s) in the Movie:
Favorite/Funniest Photoshopped Picture:
Favorite Part:
Favorite Scene:
Funniest Scene:
On a Scale of 1-10, w/ 10 being the best, how funny was this movie?
Biggest Swerve:


Thank you very much for your participation. Your help is highly valued.

Wow, that's the second edited megazord in one week. Cool. That was great, Croky.

Favorite Character: Tutleman
Funniest Character: Van Chelsea (horny comments are supid and funny)
Favorite/Funniest Quote(s) in the Movie: "Forgive me Fatha for I have sinned"
"Wait, I want to get a look at em so I'll know how you look naked" etc.
Favorite/Funniest Photoshopped Picture: Fatha
Favorite Part: Part II
Favorite Scene: The first battle scene.
Funniest Scene: Not sure, they're all pretty damn good.
On a Scale of 1-10, w/ 10 being the best, how funny was this movie?: 8.5
Biggest Swerve: Jess killing Van Chelsea and running off with Kumba, I mean WTF?

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Favorite Character: Mine
Funniest Character: Kumba
Favorite/Funniest Quote(s) in the Movie: "...and he licks the floor sometimes when it amuses me."
Favorite/Funniest Photoshopped Picture: The picture of my character, hilarious.
Favorite Part: The Queenfight, for sure.
Favorite Scene: Where my character was introduced.
Funniest Scene: There wasn't any one particular scene that was funnier than the rest.
On a Scale of 1-10, w/ 10 being the best, how funny was this movie? I'd give it a 7.3
Biggest Swerve: The very ending, where Jess killed Van Chelsea.

Wow, that's the second edited megazord in one week. Cool. That was great, Croky.

What was the first?

Wonder why this is getting bumped... could it be in preparation for another casting call..?


Sorry some/all of the pictures have been lost.

Also, it's kinda funny just to reread to see who was being spoofed for what, and to see how/if people have changed since then.


(I bumped this for reference in case people signing up for VC 2 have no idea of the backstory.)