General Chat / Van Chelsea: An NE Movie

its good, im still waiting for my one liner though..

reply.

reply.

Oh bah! You're just made cuz I fixed you up with such an awesome avatar.


BTW, Minni, you're in the next one. As is Critic.

(spoiler)

HAHAHA!

YES!

Oh bah!  You're just made cuz I fixed you up with such an awesome avatar.


BTW, Minni, you're in the next one.  As is Critic. 

(spoiler)

woot, your not supposed to give spoilers to your own movie..

Huh? Crap.

croky, I'm the fucking man so far.

and I'm such a vampire pimp. nice.

croky, I'm the fucking man so far.

and I'm such a vampire pimp. nice.

lol, you know thats gonna change right?

SSSsshhhhh.

Don't ruin my ignorant bliss.

SSSsshhhhh.

Don't ruin my ignorant bliss.

ok. sorry..

cork weve got fourteen, cmon post it.

Haven't written it yet. I'm busy at work.

Besides, Part VI was long enough to serve as two parts!

Haven't written it yet.  I'm busy at work.

Besides, Part VI was long enough to serve as two parts! 

oh i see
well...i need it..so hurry up and get done with work

That was fucking hilarious.


I can not wait for Part VII, as I'm going to be in it

When the blinding glare has toned down, Jess and Metal both appear in front of him, with Metal wearing a bizarre and rather revealing chain mail bikini while hunched over a stool. Meanwhile, Jess is decked out in black, skin tight leather, complete with whip in one hand and riding crop in the other.
Jess: “You’ve been a bad, bad boy haven’t you, Metal?”
Metal: “Yes! Yes!”
Jess: “And you need to be punished!”
With a flick of the crop, she whips Metal on the back, then kicks him down after he rises up in pain.
Jess: “Lick that stool, you pathetic, dirty little man!!!”
Metal feverishly starts licking the stool.
Metal: “Yes madam! I’ve been so naughty!!!”

SCORE!

When the blinding glare has toned down, Jess and Metal both appear in front of him, with Metal wearing a bizarre and rather revealing chain mail bikini while hunched over a stool. Meanwhile, Jess is decked out in black, skin tight leather, complete with whip in one hand and riding crop in the other.
Jess: “You’ve been a bad, bad boy haven’t you, Metal?”
Metal: “Yes! Yes!”
Jess: “And you need to be punished!”
With a flick of the crop, she whips Metal on the back, then kicks him down after he rises up in pain.
Jess: “Lick that stool, you pathetic, dirty little man!!!”
Metal feverishly starts licking the stool.
Metal: “Yes madam! I’ve been so naughty!!!”

SCORE!

Indeed, that IS the closest you've ever come to scoring with a chick.

Just kidding of course. Have some potted meat.

When the blinding glare has toned down, Jess and Metal both appear in front of him, with Metal wearing a bizarre and rather revealing chain mail bikini while hunched over a stool. Meanwhile, Jess is decked out in black, skin tight leather, complete with whip in one hand and riding crop in the other.
Jess: “You’ve been a bad, bad boy haven’t you, Metal?”
Metal: “Yes! Yes!”
Jess: “And you need to be punished!”
With a flick of the crop, she whips Metal on the back, then kicks him down after he rises up in pain.
Jess: “Lick that stool, you pathetic, dirty little man!!!”
Metal feverishly starts licking the stool.
Metal: “Yes madam! I’ve been so naughty!!!”

SCORE!

Indeed, that IS the closest you've ever come to scoring with a chick.

Just kidding of course. Have some potted meat.

Screw that. Have some Vienna Sausage!



PS: Is my sig too big? i am running out of room.. hmm

Yeah, it probably is.

cmon..cmon...you know yu wanna

What the fuck is that about?

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